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A while back on a post about a free photography course, a few people wondered if they could use their smartphone to practice.

And hopefully the above shows that you absolutely can.

Sometimes it takes a little post-processing to get good results, but that is the same with any camera. Though phone photos probably take me more than twice as long to achieve a finished product. Better cameras don’t automatically make your photos better, but they do make getting good photos *easier*—especially in difficult lighting.

Many modern smartphones have a “RAW” photo mode with adjustable manual settings. Saving a RAW version of your photos allows you to continually learn and practice and return to those photos later on to re-process them with your improved experience.

A RAW capture has a lot more data than a compressed JPEG and gives you extra latitude in processing your photos. All of the editing done to a RAW file is saved in metadata instead of being baked into the pixels. So you can undo any individual change at any time without undoing changes made after that particular edit. And even if you save the file and close the program, you still have the power of undo when you open the file again.

With RAW you can more easily recover extra detail, lift dark shadows, bring back blown highlights, and restore color to blue skies that photographed pure white. (Often you can do that with a JPEG too, it just depends on the photo.)

The main downsides to JPEG editing are you can’t non-destructively change the white balance after the fact, you have less dynamic range to alter shadows and highlights, and you can’t make as many drastic edits before the image loses integrity.

A wise man once said, “The best camera is the one you have with you.”

And a wise frog once said, “Shoot RAW and learn Lightroom because a human being can still outperform the algorithms of computational photography.”

Image processing is an important skill to learn for photography. It is essentially the digital equivalent of developing a negative with film.

Not to be confused with image editing and image manipulation—which are also fun artistic skills you can learn if you want to get even more creative with your photos.

(Disclaimer: These are not standardized terms and different folks may use different terms and definitions to describe the same things. This is my preferred terminology and way of thinking about photo alteration tactics.)

Image processing is basically cropping, correcting exposure, adjusting the white balance, dialing in the contrast, and making sure you have true blacks and whites that span the entire histogram. You are taking the flat, low contrast RAW file (or JPEG/HEIF) and balancing all of the data to look similar to what your eyeballs saw when you took the picture. This can also include fixing minor blemishes, sensor dust, or schmutz/hair on clothing. Processing is typiclly done non-destructively in a RAW editor, so all alterations are changed in the metadata instead of changing the actual pixel information. You can undo any single change at any time without undoing anything else. When processing is complete, this can be your finished photo or a good baseline for editing.

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Image editing would be more creative adjustments. Maybe you want the sky darker and the foreground brighter. You want the colors to pop so you boost the saturation beyond reality. You want to add extra drama so you crush the blacks. Or you want to bring focus to the photo subject so you place a dark vignette around them. You are still working with the data you captured, but you are pushing that data more aggressively beyond what was actually seen in the environment the photo was taken.

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And image manipulation (often called photoshopping) is the addition or subtraction of data to/from a photo. Adding brand new pixels or erasing existing pixels to fundamentally change what was originally captured. This is called destructive editing because the changes can’t be made only in the metadata. You can use layers and smart objects/filters to make it easier to undo individual changes, but it can be more difficult to undo a single change 20 steps back if you don’t take proper precautions. Manipulation can include fixing larger mistakes like a light stand in the frame or flyaway hairs that weren’t tamped down. Or compositing two photos together. Maybe swapping in a new head with a better expression. Maybe you need to remove a drunk uncle from a wedding portrait.

Or you can add a sleepy cat to a field of sunflowers.

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The lines between these three levels of adjustment can get blurry, but all are valid skills to learn and can take your photography to new places. At minimum, every photographer should learn and understand how to do basic processing of their photos.

Now, you might hear some people say they just do “SOOC” because it is more authentic or naturalistic. They might even brag about how their photography skills are so amazing that no extra work is needed once they press that button.

SOOC stands for “straight out of camera” and it is a horseshit concept.

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There is no such thing as an unprocessed photo.

Even with film photography, many professionals would choose special film to get certain looks and use special development techniques to push the photos beyond what was captured. One type of film might give more saturated colors. One type might give extra contrast. Choosing a brand of film was similar to choosing a picture style on your camera or a preset in your editing software. You could also “photoshop” film by dodging and burning—exposing different areas of the negative for longer or shorter time intervals.

It was all processing.

And if you take a digital photo… it is processed.

Even if all you do is hit the shutter button.

Unless you want to post a bunch of green photos on Instagram, you are not posting anything that is SOOC.

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That top photo is the Bayer filter result before the data is processed with color information and “picture style” algorithms. A Bayer filter has two green pixels for every red and blue pixel, so the unprocessed version looks heavily tinted green.

So you can either let the algorithm inside your camera process the photo (which is fine), or you can do it manually in software such as Lightroom.

Either way, *something* is choosing the sharpness, contrast, saturation, and tone along with some other variables behind the scenes (sometimes referred to as a camera’s “color science”).

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And if you think letting the robot inside your camera process your photo is somehow more “authentic” than a human being doing it… I feel you have things backward.

“Well, I use the neutral picture profile.”

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That is still an algorithm, friend.

A tiny robot runs around inside your camera guts and is instructed to not pull any lever, twist any knobs, or flip any switches that go beyond the predetermined 0,2,2,0,0,0 boundaries.

SO NATURAL!

There is nothing stopping you from manually processing your photo using those same boundaries. But when you do it yourself, you can account for variables the algorithm cannot. And a human being can almost always get a more authentic, true-to-life result than that robot playing with your pixels.

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The truth is, almost every photo can benefit from some manual adjustments after the fact—even if you are going for a naturalistic result.

If you are happy with how your camera processes your photos, I am not judging or criticizing you. You can still get beautiful photos that way. Post-processing can be extra work and for some, takes away from the fun of photography. That is totally valid. I’m just asking people not brag that photos are more natural or pure or untouched.

Another common parlance in the photo education community is “get it right in camera.”

I like this phrase a little better, but I still think it can be improved.

This mantra implies if you choose the proper settings before you take a photo, you will have less work to do later when processing your capture.

There is truth to that. And it is a fine goal to strive for.

But sometimes… shit happens.

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People make mistakes. Cameras make mistakes. Or you have a smartphone with a plastic lens and a sensor that can fit on your fingertip and a bright sky and dark foreground is just a lot to ask of it to deal with.

One photo with perfect settings may not have captured that perfect expression that a different photo with botched settings did.

Or sometimes it is literally impossible to “get it right in camera.” The environment may be too dark or too bright or both at the same time. Sometimes there are no settings that will get you the perfect exposure.

There is also a stigma against “fix it in post.”

There is nothing wrong with fixing it in post. Some people are better at Lightroom/Photoshop than they are at taking photos and they are just leaning into the skill set they have more experience with. I have noticed this a lot with traditional artists that take up photography. It can take a while for their skill levels to match up.

Sometimes I will take a photo a certain way precisely because I know how to fix it in post. I will dramatically underexpose it to make sure I don’t blow out the sky. Or I will take a photo that is too dark and another photo that is too bright so I can combine them later.

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Or if I do not have time to dial in perfect settings, I will just use an auto mode and deal with whatever the camera gives me when I get to my computer. No shame in auto mode if you don’t have the time or energy to do trial and error with manual settings.

And if anyone says “real photographers only shoot manual” you tell them to shut their gob.

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In fact, anyone who starts any sentence with, “Real photographers…” is a gatekeeper and should be ignored.

If you take photos with artistic intent on a regular basis, you are a “real” photographer.

No other qualifications necessary.

The only time “fix it in post” is a problem is when your motivation is not in service to the best end result. Sometimes post-processing *is* the best solution. But if you are just procrastinating or you want to pass the buck to another person, you should try your best to summon some willpower and get it done properly.

The original intent of the phrase was to shame people who lazily shift the workload to others but somehow it morphed into meaning any post-processing is cheating or low effort. As if complicated editing is a button-press solution. Best practice would be allocating the labor to where it makes the most sense. You have to determine which approach will give you the desired result.

So if you don’t feel like learning the fundamentals and just want to fix everything later rather than educating yourself, that would be a poor photography practice.

Or if you have someone else editing your photos or videos and you don’t care how much extra work they’ll need to do to “fix” them.

All that said… if “SOOC” and “get it right in camera” are poor expressions, what should the mantra be?

Get the data you need to achieve your photographic goal.
-Froggie

Okay, it’s not exactly prose.

In my defense, photographic concepts don’t always roll off the tongue.

If you are taking photos with artistic intent, you should always have a goal—an image in your head of the finished result. In the end, cameras are just data collection tools. If you know what you can do to that data and how it can be processed, edited, and manipulated, you can imagine realistic goals before taking a photo. Through practice, trial & error, and experience you will eventually learn methods to get the data you need. The methods used are inconsequential. Whatever works for you. Auto mode, manual mode, botched settings, too bright, too dark… eventually you learn if you have what you need even if it doesn’t look right “in camera.”

You can look at a photo preview and be like…

“I can recover those highlights”

“I have this great expression but I like the pose better in this photo. I can just move his head to the better photo.”

“This will need a cat.”

Photography is a minefield of gatekeeping, outdated thoughts, inaccurate expressions, poor understanding of technology, and just… bad advice.

But if you can navigate all of that, it really is a beautiful art form.

Whether you want very natural, true-to-life results…

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Or a photo needs just a little help to become what it was always meant to be…

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Or you want crazily photoshopped images that look nothing close to reality…

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it is all valid and all wonderful.

So go forth, set a goal, and get the data you need.

2 weeks ago

September 18, 2023
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It’s nice to know all corgi owners do this.

I love that we all find the bunny ears trick independently.

It’s like when two people think up the same joke.

3 weeks ago

September 16, 2023
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The Big Corgi Dump vol. 2

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Another dose of corgi goodness.

Did you catch “Stanley Poochi”?

4 weeks ago

September 10, 2023
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Watching Contact.

Always gotta rewind the mirror scene a few times.

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HOw the fuCK did they dO THAT?

— approximate representation of my involuntary exclamation.

The actual visual effect is a simple blue screen on the mirror.

You can see the different shots they composited together here.

And that little distortion band on the edge of the mirror was also done with CGI, which is a super neat detail that really helps sell the effect.

The actual cinematography involved in the entire scene is actually more interesting to me.

They basically had to have a Steadicam operator run backwards until he got too tired to keep going.

One bit I didn’t even think about was the slow motion. The operator had to manually ramp up the speed of the film camera in the middle of the shot, while maintaining focus, and running backwards. That kind of multitasking would melt my brain.

This feels almost like a magic trick. And sometimes knowing how the magic trick is done can be disappointing. In the end, it was just a blue screen and basic compositing. But when you factor in the creativity, persistence, attention to detail, and skill involved to make it all seamless, the real magic is revealed.

1 month ago

September 7, 2023
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The Big Corgi Dump vol. 1

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I’ve decided my blog needs corgis on a regular basis again.

It was difficult to think about corgis for quite some time. But lately I just miss their goofy spirit and hilarious antics.

1 month ago

September 7, 2023
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I’m always cautious about posting links to fundraisers. A long time ago I started writing a draft to help a friend of a friend who was struggling with cancer. Only to find out she and her mother developed an elaborate ruse to make her look sick. She shaved her head and bought a medical gown.

And so when strangers ask me to post charity links I have a difficult time taking the chance. I try to keep it to people I know well and can vet properly.

But I have known Ralph since the early days of Tumblr. He has been a friend and supporter the entire time. We chat on Facebook from time to time and I enjoy watching his family unit grow. He’s a wonderful dad.

But here is why I have no hesitation posting this. Quite a few years back when my family was really struggling month to month, he set up a monthly donation. And I can’t tell you how many times that monthly donation was the difference between paying a bill or an overdraft fee. Ralph’s generosity is almost second nature. He gives even when he may not have much to give.

All this time I had no idea his family had similar struggles.

I’m still months away from knowing if my financial problems will be a thing of the past. I’m really hoping I will no longer need Ralph’s help or anyone else’s to get by. But, in the meantime, I was hoping all of you could help me help Ralph before that.

I hate that GoFundMe has basically become health insurance for the working class. And I know for a fact that Ralph and his wife work their ass off to take care of their family. But you can never account for things like this. And his daughter deserves peace of mind that she will have access to the medication she needs.

You all have been so generous to me. And I have no way of thanking everyone properly. But I would be eternally grateful if you could help me pay it forward for someone who has made my life a little easier to manage.

One thing I noticed when everyone helped me raise money for my mortgage is how quickly the small donations add up. People would even apologize for having so little to give. But those were the donations that ended up making the difference. Those donations meant the world to me and I’m betting they’d mean the world to Ralph and his family.

1 month ago

September 6, 2023
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I love watching How It’s Made. Though I wish they would go one level deeper. They show all of these manufacturing processes with gigantic proprietary custom engineered machines that spit out 4 billion Cheetos at once. I want to see how those are made. I want to see a show called How They Make the Things That Make Things.

That is truly some of the most creative engineering I’ve ever seen. Like, my brother designs airplane wings for fighter jets. Which is cool… but wings haven’t changed much in decades. He’s kind of a… re-engineer. (Sorry, bro.)

Whereas a custom built machine that sharpens dozens of pencils at once must have had some interesting trial and error problem-solving. How did they settle on this design and what other designs did they try?

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Or how did they make this ice cream sandwich masturbation mechanism. 

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I want to see the messy test footage of ice cream going everywhere on the beta version. 

Who engineers these things?
How are they built?
How much do they cost? 

I might have to go on a YouTube hunt. 

To date, these might be my favorite replies to a joke I’ve made.

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Op, I agree with you but please dont phrase it like that

Sorry about that… Joe Biden’s Big Naturals.

The responses to this post keep delivering in hilarious ways.

1 month ago

September 5, 2023
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Okay, I’m pretty proud of this advice and kinda want to turn it into a t-shirt.

Or make engraved lens caps.

This is my t-shirt idea.

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I’d just have to figure out how to make it… not ugly.

But you get the idea.

1 month ago

September 4, 2023
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I’m convinced there is no human expression a corgi cannot emulate.

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Admit it, you made up a little story in your head, didn’t ya?

1 month ago

September 2, 2023
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Ted is on a roll.

I think I figured out who is failing that Cambridge misinformation study.

Ted is a riddle wrapped in a mystery inside an enigma covered by epic stupidity.

Did you know he was a debate champion?

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Texas Senator Rafael Edward “Ted” Cruz is quite accomplished in the realm of academia. This high school valedictorian ended up graduating cum laude from Princetown University. He then went on to graduate magna cum laude from Harvard Law School.

Which begs the question…

How did this accomplished student, who was classified as “off-the-charts brilliant” by his professor, end up being one of the dumbest senators in all of Congress?

I know Harvard is a good school. Plenty of smart tech billionaires have dropped out from going there.

It makes me wonder if Ted Cruz suffered head trauma or something. Or maybe he is afraid to use his intelligence because then all of Texas will think he is one of those “elites” I keep hearing them complain about.

Ted tries so hard to be liked by his conservative cohorts. But being liked is not one of Ted’s strong suits.

I like Ted Cruz more than most of my other colleagues like Ted Cruz. And I hate Ted Cruz.
― Al Franken

He can’t even get his own daughter to like him.

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Beyond that, he seems to hate immigrants even though his father was a Cuban refugee. Like, if his father were trying to escape the Batista regime today, Ted would try to send him back.

"Sorry, Dad. You’ve probably got a pound of fentanyl in your anus and we just can’t take that chance.”

I sometimes wonder how different things would be if Ted’s career as a Christian mime had worked out.

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Or if he discovered higher quality pornography.

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Or if he wasn’t intimidated by silicone phalluses.

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Wait, I think I figured it out.

You gotta rub one out, Ted.

You’ve clearly gone decades without any post-nut clarity and it has clogged your neurons. Trust me, it’s basic masturbatory science.

1 month ago

August 29, 2023
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Here is an example of a slow motion film camera.
(Sorry for the abrupt editing. Full Movie Magic episode here.)

The audio in this clip does not quite capture the sheer volume and terror this camera produces, but I think you’ll still get a pretty good idea. It has to accelerate the desired speed very fast so less film is wasted.

The film goes by so quickly that there isn’t a lot of time to expose the film to light. And the only way to get around that is by increasing light intensity. So you have to use it on a sunny day or blast your scene with giant lights. They have to be flicker-free or perfectly synced to the camera.

Or you can film explosions. That works too.

At lower frames per second, you have a decent buffer for when to start and end your action. But once you get up around 500 frames per second you really need to time things perfectly or you’ll run through a thousand feet of film before or after your strawberry has submerged in the milk.

Because once this thing starts advancing the film, you can’t stop it.

It exposes the entire reel each time you activate it. Currently, 1000 feet of 35mm film is between $300 and $600.

I can’t find out how much this Photo-Sonics rotary prism camera costs or how much the rental fee is, but modern digital Phantom cameras start at around $60,000 and cost up to $2500 per day. I imagine the high-speed film cameras are probably similarly pricey. Especially since they only rent them and do not make very many.

These cameras are still around though. Christopher Nolan used a very similar Photo-Sonics camera for Oppenheimer.

I think this is nearly as neat as the Ted Lasso lip-ribbon microphone. Just don’t wear a neck tie near it.

1 month ago

August 29, 2023
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It’s amazing that we all have access to slow motion video in our pockets.

30+ years ago you had to rent a special film camera that spun so fast and made so much noise you worried it might fly apart and explode. And, depending on the FPS, it could go through the entire reel of film in just a few seconds so if your timing was off you just wasted a few hundred bucks. Not to mention you had to blast the scene with tons of light. No LEDs either, so it would be like 100+ degrees on set.

Sure, technology will eventually kill us all, but at least we got to see this cute pup with his floppy ears without needing a $20000 budget.

Sorry for the slow motion tangent, BUT LOOK AT THE PUPPY!

1 month ago

August 29, 2023
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I somehow came upon a “Christian” movie review of Elemental and they had a special section highlighted in orange in which they needed to warn other Christians the movie had once instance of someone using the word “dang.”

I better not be called a snowflake ever again.

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Ashtonishing.

My Christian review of King of the Hill…

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What?

Were you expecting something else?

1 month ago

August 22, 2023
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I am going through my dad’s iPhone so it can be sold.

Instead of sending this text, he accidentally took a screenshot of it. I found it in his camera roll.

Before he passed I was trying to teach him how to use Siri to send text messages. He almost had it figured out, but he still talked to Siri as if she was passing a note in class rather than dictating a message.

I’m kind of glad he screwed up and took a screenshot instead of sending it.

I kinda needed this right now.

People are saying I should frame this and I think that might be a nice thing to put near his ashes.

I’m just not sure what to do with the 12 photos of his lock screen and 3 photos of a blurry thumb.

1 month ago

August 10, 2023
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“I am not sure that mundane statement required the full graphic design treatment.”
- The Frogman

I found some fun additions when I actually looked at this article.

First, this is in the “Faith” section of Fox News. Which has some really hard-hitting journalism.

First up we have an interesting revelation in the headline.

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I think calling a 4th marriage in its 3rd year “successful” is a bit optimistic, but I’m sure prayer was the missing component in the other three.

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When I think of Christian values I think of 39-year age gaps.

Also, good scoop on that LinkedIn profile. Always love a journalist that does an extra Google search.

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That’s sweet. But if he lives to be 100, I have a feeling she’s going to be upset. I just wonder if her prayers are like, ‘Dear Lord, if you could take him mid-70s, that would be great.“

2 months ago

August 5, 2023
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