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Froggie’s Birthday Air Conditioning Fund

I will be 42 on Sunday, July 30th.

As some of you know, I accidentally broke my car’s A/C attempting to fix it. I am pretty embarrassed and trying to avoid asking my brother for help.

The heat has been crazy lately and I haven’t been able to leave the house since. I’m feeling a bit trapped. I was thinking maybe I could get out of the house on my birthday if I can get things fixed.

I think I can get the issue resolved for the original $180 that Jiffy Lube quoted me. They do an evacuation and recharge. Which is probably what I should have done in the first place. But, live and learn I guess.

In any case, if anyone wants to contribute to the birthday A/C fund, I have some links.

PayPal Donate (You don’t need PayPal)

Venmo (last 4 digits of phone are 9862)

Zelle ( frogman54@gmail.com ) or QR below…

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Hopefully in a few months I won’t ever have to ask for money ever again. But until then things are going to be tight. As always, I appreciate all the help you all give. Thank you in advance.

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The external temperature was actually up to 102, but I couldn’t get a picture in time.

However, inside the car…

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Thanks everyone.

Your generosity keeps saving the day and I do not have enough thank yous to give.

11 hours ago

July 25, 2023
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sirfrogsworth:

Froggie’s Birthday Air Conditioning Fund

I will be 42 on Sunday, July 30th.

As some of you know, I accidentally broke my car’s A/C attempting to fix it. I am pretty embarrassed and trying to avoid asking my brother for help.

The heat has been crazy lately and I haven’t been able to leave the house since. I’m feeling a bit trapped. I was thinking maybe I could get out of the house on my birthday if I can get things fixed.

I think I can get the issue resolved for the original $180 that Jiffy Lube quoted me. They do an evacuation and recharge. Which is probably what I should have done in the first place. But, live and learn I guess.

In any case, if anyone wants to contribute to the birthday A/C fund, I have some links.

PayPal Donate (You don’t need PayPal)

Venmo (last 4 digits of phone are 9862)

Zelle ( frogman54@gmail.com ) or QR below…

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Hopefully in a few months I won’t ever have to ask for money ever again. But until then things are going to be tight. As always, I appreciate all the help you all give. Thank you in advance.

Sunday is looking to be 93°F with 50% humidity. FUN!

1 day ago

July 24, 2023
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sirfrogsworth:

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Well, I’m sold.

I keep watching all of these things that are supposed to turn me gay and so far the only tingle was when Captain America bicep-curled a helicopter.

I’ll keep trying I guess.

2 days ago

July 23, 2023
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sirfrogsworth:

This is wonderful research and scientific testing. Which, I guess you should expect from an actual scientist, but still.

I always grew up thinking the Pyrex glass was indestructible and you could heat it to the temperature of the sun and it would barely flinch. It’s a shame they changed the formula without telling folks.

I was going to say Ann is a national treasure, but she’s from Australia so I guess she is a global treasure.

And if you are a flat earther I guess a… discal treasure?

For all of you Pyrex users out there.

3 days ago

July 22, 2023
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I am reminded of when Anita Sarkeesian started doing her videos she would preface them with this quote…

“It’s both possible, and even necessary, to simultaneously enjoy media while also being critical of its more problematic or pernicious aspects.”

Yet people still gave her so much shit for pointing out bothersome things in media. They thought she hated the things they loved. They couldn’t wrap their head around the fact that she actually loved much of the media she was critiquing–just as many of them did.

But I always thought that was an important message. It’s okay to enjoy things and have misgivings about aspects of those things. Because humans are imperfect and we make imperfect things.

Yet dweebs like Ben would lambast commentary about things being “problematic” and tell people to just enjoy the movie without any further thought.

But now conservatives are so hyper focused on things being “woke” that it has literally impeded their enjoyment. They are unable to set aside the things they don’t like.

I see old boomers complaining on my home theater forums that there are no good movies or shows anymore. Meanwhile I feel overwhelmed because I have a list of over a hundred things I have yet to watch. I am drowning in amazing entertainment and literally cannot keep up.

If they keep going like this they aren’t going to have any movies or tv shows or music or video games. They aren’t going to have any place to eat. No beer to drink.

They are woke-ing themselves into a mundane existence.

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I can’t imagine spending 43 minutes talking about a film I really liked much less one I didn’t care for.

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I tried watching Ben DESTROY the Barbie movie.

I only lasted about 4 minutes. But Ben naturally sounds like he is stuck at 2X speed, so it felt more like 8 minutes.

I do love that he says he is going to save you “so much time” with his review and then whines for 45 minutes.

Cody had a receipt for Ben’s fabulous takes on cinema…

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Also, Ben tries to do a little comedy skit at the beginning of his review and it reminded me of why he is a failed screenwriter who cannot put his jealousy of actual writers aside and just enjoy things.

A Ben Shapiro writing sample for reference…

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Yikes.

3 days ago

July 22, 2023
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54-tyler:

thefrogman:

sirfrogsworth:

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Facebook and Google like to do this thing where they are like, “Look at this photo from 5 years ago!”

And I’m sure a lot of people enjoy reminiscing, but almost all of my old photos are of Otis or my mom & dad. I’m not always prepared for that to just pop up.

But I really love this photo of my dad. It was my birthday and my friend gave me a Jane hat that she knitted herself.

And Firefly was one of the shows my dad and I both liked and could watch together.

Unlike… NCIS. Which has been on for like 89 seasons yet Firefly got axed almost immediately. Was it too much to ask for a little more space western and a little less Navy forensics?

This photo was hard to see, but it did remind me that my dad was a giant goof before he got sick. Sometimes the recent memories are the only ones I can recall. And a lot of those are rehab and hospitals and waiting rooms and dialysis and tying shoes and lifting him into bed when he was too weak.

So remembering him being a lovable dork was kind of nice for a change.

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Like father, like son.

Here’s to remembering the good times! My mom was a goofy, fun person, even if the most recent memories aren’t very happy. When we lost her I went through the old photo albums, and one of my favorite pictures is her doing her best to get good leverage on this fan belt.

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@54-tyler That’s a beautiful memory. My dad was a mechanic and this brought back a lot of memories of me “helping” fix cars when I was a tadpole. Mostly I just pushed the button on the hydraulic lifts to make them go up and down.

And I may have ridden on the lifts when there were no cars to fix.

Thanks for sharing.

One of my hobbies is restoring old photos. This one was in great shape so it didn’t take much other than bringing back the colors.

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I upscaled it to double the size so you can probably get a decent print of it if you like. The full version is here.

1 week ago

July 18, 2023
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sirfrogsworth:

sirfrogsworth:

I think one of the most frustrating things about modern conservatives is when they hate something for the wrong reason. And then you have to defend something you also hate.

“I hate Disney!”
“Yes, their view on labor has been…”
“Because of their woke garbage movies!”
“Oh.”

“I am sick of these Disney remakes!”
“Yeah, it would be nice if they focused on creating original IPs instead of copy/paste remakes of animated classics.”
“They cast a black mermaid!”
“Oh.”

“Facebook is evil!”
“Yeah, selling user data without consent was…”
“They deleted my post about whites being replaced!”
“Oh.”

1 week ago

July 18, 2023
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sirfrogsworth:

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Facebook and Google like to do this thing where they are like, “Look at this photo from 5 years ago!”

And I’m sure a lot of people enjoy reminiscing, but almost all of my old photos are of Otis or my mom & dad. I’m not always prepared for that to just pop up.

But I really love this photo of my dad. It was my birthday and my friend gave me a Jane hat that she knitted herself.

And Firefly was one of the shows my dad and I both liked and could watch together.

Unlike… NCIS. Which has been on for like 89 seasons yet Firefly got axed almost immediately. Was it too much to ask for a little more space western and a little less Navy forensics?

This photo was hard to see, but it did remind me that my dad was a giant goof before he got sick. Sometimes the recent memories are the only ones I can recall. And a lot of those are rehab and hospitals and waiting rooms and dialysis and tying shoes and lifting him into bed when he was too weak.

So remembering him being a lovable dork was kind of nice for a change.

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Like father, like son.

1 week ago

July 16, 2023
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It’s amazing how many garbage takes could be avoided with a single Google search.

There are tons of amazing sculptors still working today.

I mean, has the internet already forgotten the hammerhead shark made out of hammerheads?

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I feel like this is a good time to bring back this classic…

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Don’t be a dork ass loser.

[ Luo Li Rong ]

1 week ago

July 13, 2023
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I don’t really have any need for dice, but I thought this was too cool not to share.

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July 13, 2023
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I have used my knowledge of CD audio quality to redeem myself from the John Wick mag flip debacle.

I usually get things pretty right!

I actually went back through my YouTube history to see if I misunderstood what the director of John Wick said regarding the mag flip. It was like 3am when I watched it originally. So that is a possibility.

But the video got nuked by Joe Rogan’s copyright people. Which meant my only other option was listening to an entire Joe Rogan podcast.

And I was like, “I’m just going to take the L and move on.”

2 weeks ago

July 12, 2023
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You know Elon probably saw this and was super mad he still can’t fire Halli.

I’ve already had one person in the notes claim dropping the bombs was the “only option” to end the war.

No.

Shaun has a wonderful breakdown of all the nuances surrounding the Japanese surrender.

If you do not have 2 hours to spare (or you can’t watch it at 2x speed), I will give you some bullet points.

  • Several American leaders of the time felt the bombs provided no assistance in ending the war.
  • Japan was already defeated. They wanted to surrender but were stubborn and wanted conditions.
  • Their only concern was their god-like emperor stay in power and not be executed.
  • That was their concern before the bombs. That was their concern after the bombs. Nothing changed in their minds.
  • They didn’t actually care that the bombs killed people. It took them several days to even have a meeting after the first bomb dropped.
  • The idea that dropping the bomb would save millions of casualties was invented *after* the bomb was dropped and was pulled out of someone’s ass to cover said ass.
  • There was never going to be an invasion.

People think we dropped the bombs and the Japanese leadership was like, “Oh shit! We give up!”

But in reality, we dropped the first bomb and they were like, “I’m busy tomorrow, can we have the bomb meeting on Thursday?”

We dropped the bombs to show the world we had the bombs.

Japan was a convenient and timely excuse to that end.

2 weeks ago

July 12, 2023
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A few people took exception to calling my car’s CD player useless.

I actually think it is great there are a few holdouts still using CDs.

CDs are truly one of the most perfect media ever created.

And I can prove that mathematically.

Some will say vinyl is superior. And as much as I love records, the audio quality is preferred, not better. People have a *preference* for how vinyl sounds, but it still leaves out audio information and has noise and artifacts caused by the mechanics of the turntable and an imperfect manufacturing process.

In fact, the lesser audio quality is exactly what people enjoy. It has a warmth and comfortably compressed dynamic range that is not fatiguing over long listening sessions. It’s like choosing a nice fire over a 100% efficient space heater.

But if you want perfect audio quality that does not exceed the limits of human hearing, compact discs are where it’s at.

It all has to do with Dr. Harry Nyquist and his Nyquist-Shannon Theorem. (Sometimes Shannon gets left out and it is just called the Nyquist Theorem.)

The simple version is he figured out how much something needs to be sampled in order to not lose any information. As long as you sample something at a frequency greater than or equal to twice per cycle, you will have a lossless… whatever.

In this case, a lossless audio recording.

So the range of human hearing is about 20 Hz to 20 kHz. That’s the lowest and highest frequencies we can perceive. The scientists creating CD audio figured they’d do 22 kHz for some overhead and then you double that to get 44 kHz. (Technically it was 44.1 kHz.)

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You can imagine the smooth curvy line as an analog recording. No gaps. No information loss.

The black squares are digital samples recorded over a period of time. You can see there are gaps between those black squares. A tiny bit of time passes between the squares where nothing is sampled. INFORMATION LOSS! NOOOOO!

Clearly the vinyl nerds are correct and digital is inferior, right? You are going to get the dreaded… STAIR STEPS!

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Not so fast, bucko!

By getting enough samples over a period of time, you can use math to infer that smooth sloping line connecting those individual samples. So the digital recording also has no information lost once it is converted back to analog and played through your speakers.

This connecting of dots is called “interpolation.”

You could take the curvy analog, convert it to digital, get the same black squares, and then interpolate the black squares back into analog and get the same curvy line. It goes back and forth perfectly. And this is all verifiable with an oscilloscope.

NEAT!

Then of course you need a good dynamic range–the spectrum of quiet to loud. Anything above 85 decibels will damage your hearing, so they went with a 16-bit depth which covers roughly 100 dB. Again, giving them a little overhead for death metal and overzealous trumpet players.

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And the final component is data bandwidth or “bitrate” usually measured in kilobits per second. This is how much data is read every second. The 1s and 0s of it all. The bitrate of a CD is calculated by multiplying 44,100 samples per second per channel by 16 bits per sample and then multiplying by 2 channels. After all that mathing is math’d, you get a perfectly uncompressed 1,411 kbps.

So you’ve got all the frequencies you could ever hear combined with as much volume as your ears can stand with a bit rate that will give you no loss of data.

The *perfect* audio quality all encoded into little microscopic pits.

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Now you may be asking, “Why do I see "24/96” or “24/192” advertised on fancy audio equipment and high quality streaming platforms like Tidal? Aren’t 24 bits better? Isn’t 96 kHz MORE than 44.1 kHz?“

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Dr. Nyquist might say… this is some bullshit.

This confusion comes from the fact that recording quality and playback quality are two different animals. This misunderstanding happens with video and photo quality as well. Recording in 6K will give you a sharper picture even if your final playback quality is 4K. You can get bad pixels and noise and stray photons that do not contribute to the detail in the video. By giving yourself overhead you can ensure you hit the desired quality target.

And recording at 24 bits and 96 or 192 kHz, you get a higher resolution to edit and master with, but it is only advantageous to the computer software… not the human ear.

From a photographer’s perspective, I relate to it like this…

If I have more megapixels and more colors and more dynamic range I have more leeway when editing my photos. If you try to push a low quality photo in the edit, it has this tendency to fall apart. You can get ugly color banding and harsh contrast and sharpening artifacts. By capturing more quality than you need in the finished product, you can process the photo much more dramatically before it deteriorates and loses integrity.

Audio and video are the same way.

So let’s say you have a metal singer that screams at the microphone as loud as possible from 2 inches away.

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At 16 bits they may surpass that 100 decibel dynamic range and distort the recording. But if you record in 24 bits, you get 144 dB to play with. Or you can even do 32 bits and get 1500 dB–a volume that no human voice could ever surpass. It guarantees a clean, distortion free recording, but 32 bits would be pointless for human listening.

The same is true with the sample rate. Having a higher resolution allows you to zoom into waveforms and adjust things to an extremely granular level. You can do precise timings, tiny pitch adjustments, apply loads of digital effects, and just have more room for audio activities without degrading the sound quality.

But outputting 192,000 of those black squares is going to interpolate the exact same smooth curvy line as 44,100 when it is played through speakers.

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The oscilloscope knows what I’m talking about.

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Now I am about to reveal a secret that no audiophile who has invested in a $115,000 high resolution 32 bit/3,072 kHz DAC wants to acknowledge…

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The master recording is always more important than the playback quality.

If you have a high quality source it will sound great even in a highly compressed MP3. Just like the 6K video is sharper on the 4K TV. And the high megapixel photo looks better in an Instagram post.

If the source is good, the media will be good.

And since high resolution audio services often seek out the best masters available before encoding their playback files, it gives many people the illusion they are getting better sound quality due to the boosted specs.

When in reality, it was just a better copy of the original recording.

According to Nyquist, your human ears are not computers and all you need is double the frequency to hear perfect sound with no loss of information. So anything above 16 bit/44.1 kHz/1411 kbps and you are just wasting bandwidth on a server.

And I don’t want to hear anything about "stair stepping.”

IT’S MATH.

Your ears aren’t better than math, okay?

If you don’t believe in math, then you and Jack White can sit in the naughty math corner with his bespoke overpriced vinyl pressings.

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I will say, there is a gap between your standard music streaming service like Spotify and your bullshit audiophile service like Tidal.

Free Spotify uses heavily compressed files. Which means the bitrate is quite low and there can be information loss. Or “lossy” compression. Modern compression is actually pretty amazing, but I’m afraid anything below 320 kbps may cause some songs to not sound as intended.

Depending on the content, some songs are more suited to compression than others. And even with premium Spotify, they cap songs at 320 kbps which still may not be enough for busier, harder-to-compress songs.

Also, I don’t know if Spotify cares about getting the best quality master for a given song. Which, again, is the most important aspect of sound quality.

But services like Tidal waste bandwidth with their super specs and that isn’t great for the environment. What I’d love to see is a company that makes their best effort to seek out high quality masters, and encodes their files at 16 bit/44 kHz with a lossless variable bit rate compression. Variable bit rate or “VBR” will do more compression during simpler parts of the audio and less compression during more complex parts. It’s smart compression, basically. And as long as you use a high enough bitrate to achieve lossless compression, the sound quality will be the same as if there is no compression at all. So you still get smaller file sizes that use less bandwidth and have a smaller environmental impact.

That would be a streaming service I would consider paying for. Especially if they put great effort into getting high quality original recordings for their content.

In conclusion… if you are still using CDs you don’t need to worry about audio quality. You’re all set. There is a sort of beauty in what the audio scientists who created compact discs did. They figured out the limits of human audio perception and created a format that just slightly exceeded that. No “bigger number is better” marketing. No audiophile bullshit.

They said, “Here is what you need and nothing more.”

They made a perfect thing and they should be proud of that.

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I hope my tribute to CD quality wasn’t too long. I miss my CD collection even though I would never give up the convenience of modern streaming.

In high school my brother got a job at Jiffy Lube and started making his own money. He invested in a crazy sound system and even built his own speakers from scratch. Well, he designed the cabinets around the speakers… but it was still impressive for a teenager. They were as tall as I was and sounded amazing. I guess that’s why he is a fancy engineer now.

One of my favorite purchases he made with his Lube money was a Sony 100 disc changer. It had a little window so you could see the CDs rotate around.

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It took FOREVER to fill this thing up. And adding/removing CDs was a huge pain. But if you put this bad boy on shuffle, you had over 1000 songs before you heard the same thing twice. The only downside is it could take a while to change songs and it made some very loud whirring sounds. My brother could sleep to it, but it would always wake me up–even in the next room.

Thankfully I was able to digitize our entire CD collection. It’s fun to go back and listen to those tunes and reminisce. Though I had everything Chris Cornell, Scott Weiland, Kurt Cobain, and Layne Staley ever recorded and sometimes that reminiscing brings sadness.

Ending on a bummer! I’M A GOOD WRITER!

2 weeks ago

July 9, 2023
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thefrogman:

thefrogman:

Tony & Chelsea are wonderful photography teachers. They just released their 7 hour training series for free on YouTube. This instruction is as good or better than an expensive college course.

If you have any interest in learning photography, this is a fantastic place to start.

As Tony explains, this is much better than bouncing from video to video getting an out-of-order photography education.

One thing I would like to add…

Once I got to a certain point on my photography education I realized almost all of the popular tutorials only taught beginner to intermediate level practices. Most of the stuff on YouTube is just the basics.

So, if any of you end up liking photography and decide to stick with it and keep learning, there is a place that has more advanced training.

Visual Education by Karl Taylor is another wonderful resource for photography training. It does require a monthly subscription, but if you are that far along on your photography journey, it is a small investment to level up your skills.

Karl taught me almost every advanced photographic skill inside my brain. He is a master at shaping light and his product photography is so amazingly photographed, some think it is CGI at first glance.

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So learn the fundamentals with Tony & Chelsea.

And if you want to go Super Saiyan with your photo skills, Karl Taylor will get you there.

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@antique-symbolism I hope you don’t mind me posting your tags, but you are absolutely correct. Many smartphones have all the features you need to learn the fundamentals of photography.

Typically it is a “pro mode” or “manual mode.” You can also download advanced camera apps that give you full control of the settings.

As long as you have access to aperture, shutter speed, and ISO you can learn photography on a smartphone.

Having multiple lenses on your phone can help you learn about focal lengths. And if your phone shoots in a RAW format (Apple’s RAW features are quite good), you can even learn advanced photo processing in software like Lightroom. (You can edit JPEGs too, but you won’t be able to change the white balance as authentically. RAW photos also hold up to intense adjustments better.)

The only thing smartphones cannot do well is shallow depth of field–which allows for things like bokeh and background blur. It’s just the physics of small lenses and small sensors. They try to simulate background blur and the computational processes have improved, but it still is not as natural as a camera with a large aperture lens and a bigger sensor. However, if you have a macro feature, you might be able to experiment with background blur and depth of field using tiny subjects.

So please don’t let your camera stop you from learning photography. I have taken some great shots with my smartphone and if you fall in love with the art form, you can always upgrade your camera later on.

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July 8, 2023
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thefrogman:

Tony & Chelsea are wonderful photography teachers. They just released their 7 hour training series for free on YouTube. This instruction is as good or better than an expensive college course.

If you have any interest in learning photography, this is a fantastic place to start.

As Tony explains, this is much better than bouncing from video to video getting an out-of-order photography education.

One thing I would like to add…

Once I got to a certain point on my photography education I realized almost all of the popular tutorials only taught beginner to intermediate level practices. Most of the stuff on YouTube is just the basics.

So, if any of you end up liking photography and decide to stick with it and keep learning, there is a place that has more advanced training.

Visual Education by Karl Taylor is another wonderful resource for photography training. It does require a monthly subscription, but if you are that far along on your photography journey, it is a small investment to level up your skills.

Karl taught me almost every advanced photographic skill inside my brain. He is a master at shaping light and his product photography is so amazingly photographed, some think it is CGI at first glance.

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So learn the fundamentals with Tony & Chelsea.

And if you want to go Super Saiyan with your photo skills, Karl Taylor will get you there.

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