I would like to request more carrots. The humans have been giving me lots of lettuce but a severe lack of carrots. I can feel my eyesight getting worse. I don’t want to have to wear glasses. Not that wearing glasses is bad or anything. Harry Potter wears glasses and he’s pretty cool. Although…that has always bugged me a little. He is a wizard. He can’t be like, “visage correcto!” or something? If I was a wizard I would conjure up some more fucking carrots. Umm…sorry about cursing. That’s a good idea though…just make me a wizard and I’ll work this carrot shit out on my own. Okay, thanks in advance.
Bernard the Bunny