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We don’t have time for this. Klingons are invading Uranus.

How I prepared one Worfeus

• Preheat Photoshop to 350º
• Mix 1 part Morpheus with 1 part Worf
• Blend 1 Starfleet regulation phaser rifle with 1 Heckler & Koch MP5K
• Add 2 pinches of Nerd for flavor
• Stir vigorously
• Bake for 3 hours
• Let cool for 10 minutes
• Serve with Klingon Gagh

sofapizza:

that thing is as big as the enterprise. make it so!

Hmm. I feel that missing scene was probably important.

“Greetings. I am Captain Frasier Crane…..I’m listening.”

“Why do you get to talk to the people on the screen?”

“Not now, Niles.”

“You always say that. I’m just as qualified to talk to the screen people as you are.”