“Hello Octopus. We meet again.”
“You must have a giant pair of brass ones to come here.”
“I’m not afraid of you, I don’t care how many legs you have.”
“Well, I suppose it should be a comfort that you will die without fear.”
“Oh I’ll die someday. But today I’m having sushi for dinner. I have all the ingredients for my Tako Sushi, except…Octopus.”
“Are you taunting me!?”
“I AM TAUNTING YOU! And I shall taunt you again! Taunt taunt taunt.”
*slice*
“Ahhh! You cut me in half you damned evil octopus. Whyyyyy? Whyyy?”
“What can I say? You should have read the sign.”
1 year ago
October 1, 20111 year ago
September 5, 2011
Today’s Epic
Active Camo
The chameleon is lame. If you want to see some real animal camouflage then look no further than the octopus. They have the ability to change the color, opacity, reflectiveness, and even the texture of their skin. And if they need to, they can perform “arm autonomy.” They will detach a limb and it will keep crawling along. Hopefully serving as a distraction while it makes a getaway.
