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thefluffingtonpost:

DIRECTV Launches New Line of Catellite Dishes

By Melissa Venditti, FluffPo Special Correspondent

Carl Fraser, DIRECTV’s senior vice president of product, has announced that the company will launch its new line of Catellite dishes this spring. The receivers will install directly on your cat and add 34 new channels of feline-focused programming.

“With the rising popularity of fluffy animal media, we thought this was the puuurfect opportunity to pounce on our competition,” said Fraser at the company’s headquarters in El Segundo, CA.

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BREAKING: Kitten Wins Mega Millions Jackpot, Promptly Loses Ticket

The Fluffington Post has learned that a kitten from the Washington, DC area named Whitey held the winning ticket for tonight’s $640 million Mega Millions jackpot.

However, in a bout of hysteria, he crumpled the ticket into a ball, batted it around the room, and lost it under the fridge.

Via Belal Khan.

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Promising New CatMobile Gets 80 Miles Per Gallon

Ford Motor Company unveiled what it’s calling “a revolution in catsportation.”

The 2013 Ford CatMobile promises to achieve 80 MPG (highway) — far and away, the best gas mileage seen in a two-door sedan. The secret sauce is a gas/cat hybrid engine. While cruising normally, the car is powered by the cat that drives it. During uphill climbs, the fuel intake kicks in, giving the vehicle the extra power it needs.

The car is merely a prototype, and Ford admits there are still some kinks to work out (notably, the cardboard chassis does not meet DoT safety guidelines). However, a company spokesperson tells The Fluffington Post that, barring any manufacturing setbacks, it will hit the market in late 2012.

Via morris309.

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8 Baby Cheetahs Who Will Grow Into Ruthless Killing Machines

They grow up so fast. And then hunt you for sport.

Via Nathan Rupert, Vladuchick, Nathan Rupert, Tambako the Jaguar, Erica Taffany, Nathan Rupert, and Sum_of_Marc.

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10 Sleepy Animals Yawning

Who has the coffee?

Via Tambako the Jaguar, splityarn, Vivian Chen, paazio, Michael Dales, davotoula, PhotoNem, Gareth & Rebekah, fPat, San Diego Shooter.

thefluffingtonpost:

Billie “The Brawler” Montrose Bests “Looney” Lenny Swiftfoot After 10 Rounds [SPORTS]

The most anticipated kitten wrestling match of the century was a nail-biter to the final, bitter blow, when challenger Billie “The Brawler” Montrose threw reigning champ “Looney” Lenny Swiftfoot from the ring to claim the featherweight title.

Via Holy Cuteness.