The Frogman


cornisonacob writes...
Tag! You're it! The rules are to state 10 random facts about yourself. Then, go to ten blogs and tell them that they are it!

Ten random facts…

  1. I like bunnies.
  2. I have never eaten a baby.
  3. My pinky toes are double jointed.
  4. I googled baby eating, but discovered you’re not allowed to eat babies.
  5. I own 3 orange shirts.
  6. There is no actual law that says, “YOU CANNOT EAT BABIES” but the lawyer I contacted told me that was not a loophole.
  7. I attended college for one month.
  8. One time I licked a baby. I was hoping to determine if eating a baby might be something I would enjoy. Unfortunately it didn’t really taste like anything. I’m pretty sure you need to apply a spice rub or a nice marinade to bring out the baby flavor.
  9. In my free time I enjoy watching cartoons.
  10. I tried buying baby meat on ebay. Total scam. They just took adult meat and cut it into tiny pieces.

11 months ago

June 20, 2012
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