Neil Armstrong was a test pilot, aerospace engineer, and he walked on the moon. He was a stellar combination of brains and brawn and his courage was unmatched. He was truly one of the greatest inspirations of our time. As is tradition, he will live on as a Jedi spirit. Rest in peace.
Supreme Leader and Chief Lesbian of the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea, Kim Jong-il has passed away. As is tradition, I turn all celebrities and public figures into a Jedi spirit in the event of their death.