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The Nunchuck Showdown - an original Frogman production

This video is too long, out of focus, and poorly edited. I highly recommend you do not watch it.

It’s the mighty Bacon Propeller! With a few bookmarlets and Safari, you too can make your own bacon propeller. To learn how, just go here.

Dateline: To Catch a Predator - Cops Bust a Pervert with Innovative Disguise

“Alright! That was an excellent bust. I really think that camouflage suit came in handy. If he would have seen you sooner, he may have started running. Fantastic idea!”

“Thanks. I spent all weekend making it. It really blended in well with those bushes. I’m glad we got this pervert off the streets.”

“Indeed.”

“Hey, can I get a ride home?”

“Aww…I’m sorry man. I just got this car. It’s got leather interior and I’d hate to get grass stains on it and whatnot. Again, really sorry. Hey, you could always just take the subway.”

….later that night

I’ve searched the internet for all kinds of pornography. Midget porn. Really tall people porn. A really tall person with a midget. Shark porn. I’ve seen it all. That is except…Muffin porn. So I went ahead and made some. It’s only softcore porn due to budget restrictions. But I think it is a good start.

I was putting up Christmas lights in my room. Listening to some rad Christmas tunes and…well…you’ll see. The horror.

Someone posted a gif of stars going by and I was bored so I made a video of my little rubber chicken going through space. Probably the most pointless thing I’ve done to date.

Meet thefrogman! This is my first attempt at editing a video so be gentle. I plan to improve audio and video quality in the future…and I’ll probably try to be funnier too.

In this video I take the time to reflect on what I really think of tumblarity.

I actually had to venture outside to find a stick for this. I hope you enjoy the turtles.

In my defense, I did comb my hair earlier, but I fell asleep again and the bedhead returned in glorious fashion.

Why Christopher Walken was not cast as Captain Picard

I moved ten feet to the left to a new room. Room features include 7.1 surround sound, fake guns that look real and muppet murder.