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photo THE STORY OF EASTER (As best I can remember)
On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year 1492, a young lad by the name of Jesus Marvin Christ was preparing for his execution. He was to be hung on a crucifix until the life drained from his body.
Don’t worry, things get happier… right after the whipping part. And the part where they mock him and give him a crown of thorns. And the part where he had to carry his cross up a big hill. And the part where they gave him putrid wine and Jesus was like, “nah, I don’t drink.” Then there was the part where they jabbed him with a spear. And of course there was the whole dying thing.
They called this day “Good Friday” …because of course they did.

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THE STORY OF EASTER (As best I can remember)

On a dark and stormy Friday, way back in the year 1492, a young lad by the name of Jesus Marvin Christ was preparing for his execution. He was to be hung on a crucifix until the life drained from his body.

Don’t worry, things get happier… right after the whipping part. And the part where they mock him and give him a crown of thorns. And the part where he had to carry his cross up a big hill. And the part where they gave him putrid wine and Jesus was like, “nah, I don’t drink.” Then there was the part where they jabbed him with a spear. And of course there was the whole dying thing.

They called this day “Good Friday” …because of course they did.

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6 hours ago

April 20, 2014
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This was last week’s comic. Click below to see an all new one!

ALL NEW CORG LIFE. CLICK HERE!

4 days ago

April 16, 2014
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Since I am still recovering from having a hole in my back. Chris was nice enough to do another Animal Facts with Lil Froggy!

SEE THE NEXT ALL NEW ANIMAL FACTS WITH LIL FROGGY HERE!

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I am still recouping from my ER visit and infection so I asked Chris if he wanted to do an illustrated version of Animal Facts. 

It’s the cutest damn thing ever and you need to see it now. 

CLICK HERE TO SEE AN ALL NEW ANIMAL FACTS WITH LIL FROGGY

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We printed this out and showed it to my grandma. She laughed heartily. Then she asked if I had to print this out for all the people.

"No Grandma, they see it on the computer."

"You bring them to your computer?"

"No, on their computer. Through the internet."

"OH." <—translated "I still don’t understand but I’m going to pretend I do." 

See the next all new “Corg Life” with 50% more adorable added!

CLICK THE THINNNG!

2 weeks ago

April 2, 2014
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