“I’m big boned.”
“Me too!”
(via catroulette)
“Jenkins, we are going to need one hell of a spectacle to impress the world with.”
“Yes sir. I’ll recruit the finest Canadian designers and get started right away.”
“Tell them I want something classy.”
“You mean like giant beavers?”
“Exactly!”
Ooooo…burn.
I like to shave my pubic hare and keep him nice and trimmed. It makes his ears look bigger.
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