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Surprise Buttsecks!

You guys voted for me to grow out my beard and let it get crazy big, so I decided I should keep a visual record of my progress. I’m pretty beardy right now, but I don’t have that homeless look quite yet. Also take note of my newly cut hairs thanks to thefrogmom.

(via samuraifrog)

“I’m laying on my stomach, okay. Being a sexy king prawn, okay.”

meiscookiemonster:

froggy ^_^

This is my Great Uncle Cornelius. He fought in the Vietnam war as part of the 101st Frog Brigade. Claims he know 46 ways to kill a man using only 1 finger.

“Cry “Havoc!” and let slip the frogs of war,
That this foul deed shall smell above the earth
With carrion men, groaning for burial.”

(via fuckyeahdogs posted by killingbambi)

My thoughts: What the hell is that thing???

The dog’s thoughts: I don’t know what the hell that thing is, but I’m running away from it!

Best guess: The dreaded Moosegaroo

(via fuckyeahdogs)

“This leaf…it is relevant to my interests.”