thefrogman.me

Query: What the fuck is this?

(via rockitman posted by sharpytoe)

“Honey, did you bring home dinner?”

“Dammit woman, quit nagging me. We’re eating worms tonight.”

(via hoveranimals)

Not only did I make The Huffington Post, but penguins figured out how to hover! What an exciting day!

So…umm…this happened. The Huffington Post comedy section decided my Snooki Shop was worthy of their site. I’m pretty stoked about this. I don’t think any of my comedy has ever reached an actual mainstream media thingie. You can view the post here. Please vote my Snooki King picture a 10, if you would be so kind. I’m currently #2. Thanks!!

“Oh hello. This is embarrassing. I was under the mistaken impression I was climbing a tree.”

“Nope.”

“I don’t suppose I could convince you not to try and eat me. I can tell you from experience that canines, such as yourself, do not like the taste of frogs. Typically after the first bite you discard them immediately.”

“I like trying new things.”

“I see. Well perhaps we could reach a compromise. How about instead of just trying to bite into me, you give me a lick first to see if you like the taste. That way I won’t be mortally wounded if you do decide not to eat me.”

“That sounds reasonable.”

*lick*

“Aww, that’s disgusting. Eww. Bleh.”

“So I can be on my way then?”

“Yeah, get out of here.”

“Thank god you were not a French breed.”

At first glance you may think this is a stupid idea, but personally I think it was worth a try.

My disco phase.