Ever since I started my diet I keep having these dreams where I’m surrounded by angry lettuce.
Okay, I’ll admit it. That is a sparkly vampire.
“Yes, operator? Do you have the number for Frosty?”
“Sir I need a last name.”
“Umm…the Snowman?”
Wisdom!
Ooo eee, ooo ah ah ting tangĀ Walla walla, bing bang
This cat is here to check shit out. Shit better be in order, or this cat is going to be pissed.
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