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I don’t care for the insanity wolf usually, but this one spoke to me.

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How to prevent violence:

Step 1: Show violent person this picture

Hmm…that wasn’t very many steps.

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It’s little known fact that Republicans are fueled by giant tacos.

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OMG I know, right? Have you listened to Polka?

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Get to da choppa!

Man, this babies with laser eyes tumblr is awesome. Whoever thought if it is a genius.

Okay, everyone can relax now.

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Actual Rock Lobster lyrics by the B-52s. Possibly the dumbest lyrics of all time, like yeah. But damn, the song is catchy.

We were at a party 
His ear lobe fell in the deep 
Someone reached in and grabbed it 
It was a rock lobster 

We were at the beach 
Everybody had matching towels 
Somebody went under a dock 
And there they saw a rock 
It wasn’t a rock 
It was a rock lobster 

Motion in the ocean 
His air hose broke 
Lots of trouble 
Lots of bubble 
He was in a jam 
S’in a giant clam 

Down, down 

Underneath the waves 
Mermaids wavin’ 
Wavin’ to mermen 
Wavin’ sea fans 
Sea horses sailin’ 
Dolphins wailin’ 

Red snappers snappin’ 
Clam shells clappin’ 
Muscles flexin’ 
Flippers flippin’ 

Down, down 

Let’s rock! 

Boy’s in bikinis 
Girls in surfboards 
Everybody’s rockin’ 
Everybody’s fruggin’ 

Twistin’ ‘round the fire 
Havin’ fun 
Bakin’ potatoes 
Bakin’ in the sun 

Put on your noseguard 
Put on the lifeguard 
Pass the tanning butter 

Here comes a stingray 
There goes a manta-ray 
In walked a jelly fish 
There goes a dogfish 
Chased by a catfish 
In flew a sea robin 
Watch out for that piranha 
There goes a narwhale 
HERE COMES A BIKINI WHALE!

A bikini whale! OMG!