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(via juliasegal)

How many of you read this in Shaq’s voice?

(via rockitman > donkongy posted by synecdoche)

Hover puppy isn’t going to get cold feet.

(via hoveranimals > fuckyeahdogs posted by snowyanimals)

I believe this bunny is giving you the “neener neener.”

(via samuraifrog)

Fact: Animals chat on the computer when you are at work.

One gets stepped on, one gets food puked down their throat. Personally I vote for being stepped on.

Time for my nap. Today’s dream goals are…

• Have a sexy dream where I [———-CENSORED———-] and then we eat the pickles.
• Be Batman
• Fly a robot Pterodactyl
• Be Batman while flying a robot Pterodactyl

Queue activated!