thefrogman.me

I have you now!

(via divination)

The history of the universe.

First The Flying Spaghetti Monster made heaven & earth. The earth was without form and void, and darkness was upon the face of the deep; and the Spirit of His Noodles were moving over the face of the waters.

And FSM said, “Let there be light…and meatballs.” And it was good.

littleanna36:

For thefrogman

Anna has made my beard full of hope we can believe in.

These boots were made for walkin’.

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game, “Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon.” Every week, Jack finds himself running out of bullets or without a traditional weapon and he must improvise how he kills his next terrorist. Play now and try to guess which mystery weapon he will use tonight. The prizes for this week include…

Mangoes! 4 boxes of miscellaneous computer cables! And a bucket of fish flavored fish meat substitute product. I can’t believe it’s not fish!

So put on your thinking caps kiddies. What will tonights Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon be?

It’s hard being a single cat.

“Don’t say a word.”

“Hey Fred. Looks like you got something stuck on your head there.”

“What did I just say?”

(via applearts)