Coconut Jaws
- Froggie: Would you want to live forever if they made a pill for it?
- Hannah: Only if I could choose my age.
- And only if everyone else gets to live forever
- And they get rid of baby making too
- because otherwise there would be overpopulation
- Froggie: Most people I ask always say no. But I'm obsessed with wanting to know what the future would be like. I'd have to know if we ever get flying cars and jetpacks and space travel.
- Froggie: There was a scientist that said even if we could stop the aging process, we would still only live about 600 years. Because statistically we would get hit by a bus at some point.
- or struck by lightning, or mauled by a hamster
- something would kill us
- Froggie: and coconuts kill 150 people per year
- way more than sharks
- yet..no Coconut Week on Discovery Channel
- Hannah: Rut roh
- And no Coconut Jaws
- Froggie: "We're gonna need a bigger straw."
