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She lives in a…two story house in a quaint suburban neighborhood.

You can’t let a kid live in a van! That’s cruel!

(via legoexpress > LEGO Palin)

I think they’re both hot. Sure, she says dumb things that make me wanna scream…but my penis doesn’t seem to care. I’m cursed with politically apathetic genitalia. Oh woe is me.

(via hellocuriosity)

Even though he will destroy me and all I love, I still wanna scratch his widdle belly. Yes I doooo! Yes I doooo!

There is no spoon.

Longcat outta fuckin’ nowhere!

I can’t stop! Babies with lasereyes! Ahhhhhh!

My friend SilentKV decided to depict me dying by the very thing I love the most…muffins. How cruel.