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It’s a baby with laser eyes! C’mon people!

(via icodeforlove)

webmarc:

ibooks is not yet available, but there IS an interesting alternative….

Jehovah’s Witness Defense System.

This is a lesson for you kids with your blackberries and your sidekicks and your text messaging kabobs. If you are constantly looking down texting your BFF’s about how you think Billy likes you, but you think Billy is an idiot and you would rather go to the dance with Steve because Steve is super hawt and his hair is soooo nice and…

GIANT FUCKING WAVE!!!!

Jokes for nerds.

Kitteh loved his new jacuzzi, but he always came out smelling of beef stew for some reason.

Someone had to do it.

All this iPad excitement has made me very sleepy. It is time for my nap. Today’s dream goals are…

• Play with my very own iPad.
• Be Batman
• Be Batman and invent an even cooler BatPad that shoots lasers.

Truth.

(via fuckyeahdementia)

Thou shalt not have buttons.

GPOYW - “Choose my facial hair!” Edition

Okay, so the beard is getting a little unwieldy and is in need of some landscaping. I thought it would be fun to let you guys choose how I trim my beard. Please choose from the following options.

1. Shave it all off! Let’s see that giant double chin!
2. Just trim it to a reasonable length. A dignified beard.
3. Mustache! I love Magnum PI!
4. Goatee! Be a trendy motherfucker!
5. The Abe Lincoln! Who needs lip hair?
6. Let the fucker grow. Let’s see how crazy this thing can get.

So, please choose a number from above and whatever gets the most votes I will do. Sound good?

(via jamesthefourth > nantinkspink)

Don’t try this at home…we’re experts.