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I give this an A+

Instant!

All I said was that I think black turtlenecks were stupid looking.

Hannah (afternoonsnoozebutton) likes it when people draw her cute things. This is my new adorable character, Larry the Amoeba, dedicated to her. I’m seeing a cartoon, stuffed amoeba toys, feature films…Larry is my ticket out of this dump. I can feel it.

Topless Tuesday! - “My head feels squishier than normal” Edition

Even crustaceans can masturbate too much.

Not all superpowers are a gift. Billy’s erection laser eyes have been a burden for him all his life.

staff:

Your recommendations are live!

Thousands of you have already added your favorites to the Tumblr Directory, and have helped us find TONS of awesome new blogs to follow. Keep it up! We’ll go again next Tuesday.

Make your nomination if you haven’t yet!

PS. Depending on how well this works out, we’ll probably be replacing our editor’s picks with your recommendations. Sorry, Chris.

Awesome! Democracy in action! This is fantastic!

Wait…I’m an editor’s pick.

Ack. Boo! Democracy sucks! Carl Marx was on to something! I enjoy standing in line for bread!

Well, It was fun while it lasted. Maybe I should make a campaign commercial to get people to vote for me.

“They Daily What doesn’t like kittens and thinks bunnies are stupid. Vote for kittens. Vote thefrogman.”

“I’m thefrogman, and I approve this message.”

Paid for by the committee to elect thefrogman.

I’m awake! What year is it?

Why couldn’t I have found this picture back in the late 90s? I had so many web pages “under construction” that could have really used this pic.

Spider-man doesn’t always have time to change into his costume.

Yarn!

Once again it is time for my nap. My dream goals for today are…

• Captain a starship and save a hot green alien babe
• Be Batman
• Captain a starship as Batman and save a hot green alien babe
• [censored]

(via nereis > guineapiggies > hoveranimals)

Latest pet craze. Anti-gravity guinea pigs.

Look at this mofo hovering like a boss!

Play it again, Mr. Furrybottom.