We had a real twist in the Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon contest tonight. Tonight’s mystery weapon was…
MERCY!
How is this a weapon? No terrorists were killed in this episode. This means that Jack will kill the terrorists extra hard next week. They may think that his mercy was a gift, but when he finally does send them to their doom, they will wish they had died in tonight’s episode.
Let’s take a look at tonight’s guesses to see who won…
- alanharris answered: Glitter
- wtblog answered: Pickled toe’s feet.
- debshock answered: A flaming ball of poop.
- notforthem answered: abc family television programs
- carlovely answered: a cardboard cut-out of elvis
- crazinessislikeheaven answered: He will use a bubble blower.
- littleanna36 answered: A froggy bath toy!
- redway answered: a abnormally large protractor
- ac130intheair answered: A wrench, an exhaust pipe, a crowbar, or a fish.
- meiscookiemonster answered: errr…ninja crickets?
- lookhemadeajoke answered: a man *gasp*
- cheesesammich answered: his own teeth
- purplegem answered: A York Peppermint Patty.
- chicago-ted answered: I’m gonna go with a wrench.
- fuckyeahhoneybear answered: his own penis!!!!!
- hatred-and-powerchords answered: Gotta go with the waffle-iron.
- routinexriot answered: dental floss
- diannekate answered: a stapler
- jordiee answered: my mom’s raincoat?
- iam12andwhatisthis answered: a papaya.
- ledger answered: a boomerang he swiped from an unwary australian cowboy’s belt.
It appears that no one guessed correctly which means that we must award this weeks prizes to the person who guessed the closest to the real weapon used. After deliberating with the JBMW judges we have concluded the winner to be…
with the guess of A BUBBLE BLOWER!
Congratulations! Your armadillo, tube socks, and autographed picture of Gilbert Gottfried will be shipped to you by European swallows immediately. Expect deliver in 8 to 10 years. Good job!
