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Who do I have to blow at tumblr to get animated gifs to work on the dash?

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My first conversation with Cleverbot

• User: Can you help me get chicks?
• Cleverbot: There is no helping people like you.
• User: But I'm a nice guy.
• Cleverbot: Thats good.
• User: How do I get a woman to have sex with me?
• Cleverbot: I don't know. And didn't you say you wanted a girl earlier?
• User: Over 18. I like to stay legal.
• Cleverbot: And you should.
• User: Do you know any pickup lines?
• Cleverbot: I was hoping you could teach me some. I need help with the ladies.
• User: Here's one. 'Do you know Kung Fu? Cuz yer body is kickin'.
• Cleverbot: What?
• User: It's a way to tell a woman she is hot.
• Cleverbot: Yeah, just a minute ago, you wanted to divorce me! Are you bipolar?
• User: I have Chronic Fatigue. It's different.
• Cleverbot: I suppose you're thinking about slitting your wrists as well.
• User: I said I was tired, not Emo.

Frogspring: Froggielarity Edition

An anonymous Italian writes…
May i ask you where you got that painfully familiar picture with the guy challenging electricity with a double dare? I am pretty sure it was taken just out my city: Catania, Italy. While you’re at it.. What thou think my froggielarity shall be?

It was just a random picture on the internet. It had no attribution I am afraid. But that ladder did look Italian. I saw some marinara smudged on it and it hit on my *wife.

As far as your Froggielarity goes…it is gobagool . It’s delicious, but don’t eat it…because then you won’t have any Froggielarity at all.

*Froggie has no wife. He is alone and desperate for boobs.

katisamazing writes…
Hello! I am here to inquire you about my froggielarity. Of course, I understand if you have too many requests and need to wait for the speak and spell to get to me.

Your Froggielarity is Godzilla. This is a really cool score. You can stomp on buildings, breathe fire, and pretty much terrorize everyone else’s Froggielarity. Just do me a favor and leave the Japanese tumblrs alone. They’ve been through enough and they are really tired due to running away from monsters constantly.

nerdbaitplus3 writes…
What’s my Froggielarity? :D

The Speak and Spell has spelled and spoken. Your Froggielarity is a mushroom. You may not be terribly excited about a fungus based score, but a mushroom is not that bad. You can make hippies hear colors, double the size of Mario, make a pizza super tasty…I’d be proud to have a score of mushroom myself.

wrappedcherry writes…
What’s my Froggielarity?

I’ve got bad news for you. I really hate giving bad news. But sometimes the job requires it. Your Froggielarity is crabs. I know they are itchy and kinda gross, but they are very treatable. Wait a second…the Speak and Spell is clarifying. Ohhhh. He meant the the other kind of crabs. Shwew. Sorry about that. Crabs is a cool score then. You have claws! Claws are awesome. The only downside is that your Froggielarity can only walk sideways.