“Please hold! I got another call on my bongo waiting!”
This guy is trying to get one of those awesome all natural Jersey Shore tans.
2 years ago
December 22, 2009
2 years ago
December 22, 2009
“Do you know if the Dr. Dog show is sold out tonight?”
The cold truth. Dogs wearing glasses will always be funnier than anything I ever do.
I’m okay with that.
2 years ago
December 22, 2009
- Girl: Oh baby, that scar is so sexy. How did you get it? Bar fight? Motorcycle accident? Mauled by a bear?
- Guy: No baby. I popped a zit cuz some guys on the internet told me to. Hey, where ya going?
2 years ago
December 22, 2009
Interesting
So every male who answered said I should pop that zit with reckless abandon. Then there were two females who feared the zit popping. Suggesting it will spread and cause more zits. I should just put some kind of zit goo on it and avoid the risk of being scarred for life.
Yeah, so…I popped it. It felt so good.
2 years ago
December 22, 2009
