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And now for the results of the “Ewok smoking a pipe” caption contest.

• beltane: So I told her “C’mon princess, the fur just makes it LOOK smaller”.
• alanharris: “And that, my friends, is the Theory of Relativity.”
• MirandaJanell: “I can haz cannabis?”
• Tim: “How do you know if you’re smoking a good cigar? It smells like dog shit.”
• jeremyheckt: ‘Sup muthafucker.”
• thejacaranda: “I smoke to forget I lost my eyes gambling… me be a naaaauuughtyy bear, RAWWWRRR….!”
• zoomsalad: “Let’s just launch ourselves out of the catapult~!”
• gorillasushi: “They see me rollin’…”
• fuckyeahhoneybear: “Wanna puff?”
• abakkus: “Gentlemen.”

And the winner is…

• goops: “I find this Ewok’s lack of eyeballs disturbing.”

Congratulations! I packaged up the used turkey baster and the possibly expired cheese and labeled it “goops”. I then threw it at the mailman and ran away. Hopefully your prize will arrive in due time. Enjoy!

First of all, I posted the jumping gay walrus picture a long time ago. Also, I made this picture shortly after. Perhaps now it can get the credit it deserves.

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8! Is that good? How many is impressive? I bet 8 is awesome.

I once walked around with a piece of saran wrap on my foot for 3 hours because I couldn’t shake it off and bending over to get it seemed like too much effort.

Don’t you judge me.

Apparently when they spent the money on the 25 foot vaulted ceilings for the house, they didn’t have any room left in the budget for a grown up car.

Is it too late to add something to my Christmas list?

Because, I mean, who hasn’t? AMIRITE? Please tell me I’m right. I’m still finding bits of banana in weird places.