Guy: Okay fellas, lets take an adorable photo for our Christmas card.
Monkey: These outfits are ridiculous. Where the hell did you get these? Did you raid Lady Gaga’s closet?
Guy: C’mon, will you just take the picture? I’ll give you an extra banana.
Monkey: What the fuck is all this “Monkey’s like bananas” bullshit? I like steak dammit. Gimme a steak.
Guy: I’m not spending my hard earned money on a steak for a damned monkey!
Monkey: Well then I’m not taking the picture!
Guy: You damn sure are!
Monkey: I DON’T WANT TO TAKE THE PHOTO!!!!
Guy: I DON’T CARE WHAT YOU WANT YOU STUPID MONKEY!!!!
Photographer: Ahh…that’s a beauty. NEXT!