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The debate among Twilight fans takes a serious turn.

Name: Murry Finklestein
Likes: Alf
Dislikes: Vegetables
Occupation: Ladies’ man

Kids, don’t do crack and get a tattoo, because you might end up with a tattoo on your crack.

Grand Theft Fish

Centaur marriage is destroying the sanctity of regular horse marriage.

“Why hello bird…we meet again.”

“Greetings once again my foe. It seems you have a dilemma.”

“And what, pray tell, is that? It seems to me that you are about to meet your doom. I see no dilemma.”

“Ah, but I think you fail to realize, if you pounce and miss you will fly straight off the side of this building and fall 5 stories to your death.”

“I have a few lives left, but I don’t plan on missing. I plan to dine on fresh bird this evening.”

“OMG! A giant dog!”

“WHERE!!??…

…Son of a bitch.”

“I got it! I got it! I got it!” *bonk*