thefrogman.me

(via florencio from 25 Eggs With Sharpie Faces)

Master Shake: Chickens are a vital link in nature’s chain. That’s why we use them to play chicken-ball in the house.

(via jala > jonjohn72)

“You sir, have been convicted to death, for high crimes against this country. For your method of execution…you will be forced to smoke cigarettes until you develop cancer and die.”

“Well, that’s not so bad. It takes decades to get cancer just from smoking.”

“We’ll see.”

Yum!

Meh…close enough.

(via jamesthefourth > theblast > Inspired by Baddie’s Spidey is Team Conan)

*grumbly voice* I am the night.

Hey, that does look like Super Mario.

(via fuckyeahdementia)

The Neverending Glory

(via singlebychoice > lookunderfoot > flyinspace > tartanspartan)

I always look grumpy in black and white.

That place must be expensive.

FedEx is announcing it’s newest package delivery option. With this option your packages arrive more cultured by having them backpack through Europe prior to delivery. Outstanding! This fake vagina I ordered knows how to say like ten things in French.

(via afternoonsnoozebutton)

“No kitty! What have you done!? Without my pills I will turn into…The Incredible Emo!”

Topless Tuesday!

Okay, I admit…I may have phoned this one in a bit.