(via fuckyeahslightlyamusing)
“Horatio, the King is dead. Everyone is talking. They say the Queen did it.”
“Hmm. I doubt the Queen would get her hands dirty like this.”
“You think she had someone assassinate the King?”
“I do indeed. By the looks of the blood spatter and the point of impact, the killer was extremely tall. Put on some coffee my friend. It looks like it’s going to be… *puts on sunglasses* …a long knight.
Oh baby! Did you get all dolled up for me? Nice!
-Mr. Bloggers
(Official frogumblelog blog monkey)
Al Gore’s alternative energy think tank gets desperate.
Oh baby, you so fine. That dress looks nice. It would look even nicer on my floor.
-Mr. Bloggers
(Official frogumblelog blog monkey)
For the love of god, DON’T MICROWAVE BABIES! Geez. Some people.
Everyone knows they are much tastier deep fried.
Hey baby. Do you know Kung Fu? Cuz your body is kickin’.
Why don’t you drop that little toy and then you and I can make a pretzel together.
-Mr. Bloggers
(Official frogumblelog blogging monkey)
