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Chuck Norris Picture Mega Post

Before I do my Chuck Norris picture mega post, you should get to know the man with a few Chuck Norris facts.

  • If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
  • Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
  • Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.
  • Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
  • Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
  • There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
  • Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
  • Chuck Norris is so fast, he can run around the world and punch himself in the back of the head.
  • Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
  • Contrary to popular belief, America is not a democracy, it is a Chucktatorship.

2 years ago

December 5, 2009
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photo This kangaroo wouldn’t give up information on the dingo that ate the baby. Chuck was forced to use enhanced interrogation techniques.

This kangaroo wouldn’t give up information on the dingo that ate the baby. Chuck was forced to use enhanced interrogation techniques.

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December 5, 2009
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photo On the bright side, Osama, you wan’t need to do that annoying dialysis anymore.

On the bright side, Osama, you wan’t need to do that annoying dialysis anymore.

2 years ago

December 5, 2009
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photo No one is brave enough to practice spar with Chuck, so he must journey to the wilderness and fight wolves.

No one is brave enough to practice spar with Chuck, so he must journey to the wilderness and fight wolves.

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December 5, 2009
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photo THIS ………….. IS ………… NORRRRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!

THIS ………….. IS ………… NORRRRRRRRIIIIIIISSSSS!!!!!!!!!

2 years ago

December 5, 2009
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photo “Objection your honor!” “Sustained.” *thwacking sound* “We’re going to need another judge…one with a head preferably.”

“Objection your honor!”

“Sustained.”

*thwacking sound*

“We’re going to need another judge…one with a head preferably.”

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December 5, 2009
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photo “Hey Jesus, the guys said you walked on water…that’s a neat trick.” “Thank you Chuck Norris.” “Yeah, well when I fall in water I don’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.”

“Hey Jesus, the guys said you walked on water…that’s a neat trick.”

“Thank you Chuck Norris.”

“Yeah, well when I fall in water I don’t get wet. Water gets Chuck Norris.”

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December 5, 2009
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