Today’s Epic
Active Camo
The chameleon is lame. If you want to see some real animal camouflage then look no further than the octopus. They have the ability to change the color, opacity, reflectiveness, and even the texture of their skin. And if they need to, they can perform “arm autonomy.” They will detach a limb and it will keep crawling along. Hopefully serving as a distraction while it makes a getaway.
(via sofapizza)
Today’s Epic
Icehole Cometh by Sarah Bailey
In Alaska, a small stream runs down Mt. McGinnis and empties into the Mendenhall Glacier. It slowly eats away a gaping ice vagina that people then explore like cryo-gynecologists.
Today’s Epic
Extinction
This is an impact crater in Arizona. Now we all know that the dinosaurs are extinct because they showed up late to Noah’s Ark, but some silly scientists believe that a giant rock hurling through space impacted the Earth and wiped out most living things on the planet.
Ridiculous.
Today’s Epic
The Lagoon Nebula
I promise I won’t go hipster on you and write something “deep” in Helvetica across this image. Like maybe…
“Don’t play with knives if your mind is a spoon.”
Instead, how about some perspective. Let’s say you were at the very left of this picture in a cool spacesuit. You pull out your astro-flashlight and click it on. That light, if unobstructed, would take 30 years to get to the other side of the photo.
Today’s Epic
This is flaming molten sulfur. It is blue.
Today’s Epic
Looking straight up the vag of the Eiffel Tower.
