I bought this dinosaur as a gift for a very special little girl. She named it Sweetie. The truth is, it’s so damn cute I kinda want to buy one for myself.
“Dude, you should see these Jurassic Melons they have at the fair.”
“Jurassic? So they are like really big melons?”
“Umm…no they are pretty normal sized.”
“Eww gross, so they are like prehistoric old melons? I’m not into that.”
“Are we talking about the same thing?”