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Hitchcock originally cast the Bubble Girl in the Cary Grant role, but once she started running from that plane she never stopped and they couldn’t find her.

A friend recently asked me if I knew how to touch up photos in Photoshop à la the way they do in magazines. I hadn’t really tried anything like that before so I thought I would see if I could. I found a photo of a lovely young lady that I’m sure was just the victim of a cheap camera flash and an awkward pose, and I tried to…umm…enhance her appearance. After I was done I was a little creeped out. One man shouldn’t have this kind of power. I mean this is the first one I ever did. If I actually practiced and perfected the technique…I could play God and make my grandma a supermodel. Then that could cause very awkward thoughts in my brain and I’ll end up crying in a corner. No, I think I might just stick to putting ducks on horses. You know, use Photoshop the way it was meant to be used.

This will be the Christmas card I send out this year. I’m fairly sure my Grandma won’t get it, but that is part of the fun.

What??? I never wear pants when I’m on the internet. It’s just more convenient. Lighten up kitties.

Topless Tuesday!

Hmm. It seemed like such a good idea at the time.

Okay, in my defense, I was having a bad reaction to some foot fungus medication.