The Frogman

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PHOTO OP: Derp?

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Ducklings Set to Explore the Backyard

Brave ducklings Vasco and Ferdinand are set to embark on a 3-month journey to the farthest reaches of the backyard.  Their voyage, which is backed by a writ of passage from the Queen of Spain, will leave from the patio, make its way along the side fence to the bird bath and then follow the slate path to the pergola.  

Their goal is to find a quicker land route to the vegetable garden.

Via Ian-S.

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Guinea Pig Theme Park Features Giant Clover Patch

GuineaWorld, a new theme park set to open this summer near San Diego, will offer many attractions for thrill-seeking guinea pigs.

While short on roller coasters, the park’s biggest draw is Clovesplosion 2012, an enormous patch of delicious greens where piggies can graze for hours with any standard admission. Park safety rules do require you to be at least 3 inches tall to ride this ride.

Via enkafan.

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BREAKING: Kitten Wins Mega Millions Jackpot, Promptly Loses Ticket

The Fluffington Post has learned that a kitten from the Washington, DC area named Whitey held the winning ticket for tonight’s $640 million Mega Millions jackpot.

However, in a bout of hysteria, he crumpled the ticket into a ball, batted it around the room, and lost it under the fridge.

Via Belal Khan.

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Promising New CatMobile Gets 80 Miles Per Gallon

Ford Motor Company unveiled what it’s calling “a revolution in catsportation.”

The 2013 Ford CatMobile promises to achieve 80 MPG (highway) — far and away, the best gas mileage seen in a two-door sedan. The secret sauce is a gas/cat hybrid engine. While cruising normally, the car is powered by the cat that drives it. During uphill climbs, the fuel intake kicks in, giving the vehicle the extra power it needs.

The car is merely a prototype, and Ford admits there are still some kinks to work out (notably, the cardboard chassis does not meet DoT safety guidelines). However, a company spokesperson tells The Fluffington Post that, barring any manufacturing setbacks, it will hit the market in late 2012.

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PHOTO OP: Goodnight, Puppy

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8 Baby Cheetahs Who Will Grow Into Ruthless Killing Machines

They grow up so fast. And then hunt you for sport.

Via Nathan Rupert, Vladuchick, Nathan Rupert, Tambako the Jaguar, Erica Taffany, Nathan Rupert, and Sum_of_Marc.