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I think tonight’s Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon was the best yet. Tonight’s mystery weapon was…

FEET + JUMPER CABLES!

So Jack’s hands were unavailable and he needed to off a bad guy. The jumper cables were handy, but since he couldn’t use his hands…he just used his feet, grabbed the cables, and electrocuted the hell out of the guy. AWESOME.

sunburntinhighheels answered: bread knife

somethingsirius answered: A bowl of noodle soup.

fuckyeahhoneybear answered: a sticker.

somethinginthewater answered: Toothpaste

pinkyandtheblog answered: how about a sticky note?

hotelcitroen answered: A piece of rebar. Preferably with some concrete on it.

callmeronweasly answered: a bucket of “I can’t believe its not fish”

insertname answered: his ankles

darlinzlili answered: Renee

playwithdinos answered: 47 bottles of black vinegar.

bleuberrie answered: carton of eggs

mrhallway answered: A phone while twittering

lovelast answered: a unlit cigarette and a wad of used gum.

missktrini answered: a bouquet of roses!

jambos6 answered: mashed potatoes

ankhisgood answered: A yoyo. And a dawg.

peetypassion answered: a bag full of OLD farts.. He has a couple million somewhere to be found in the schematics =P

littleanna36 answered: A kick-a** Chuck Norris joke.

ifancykadie answered: the terrorists breast implants.

diannekate answered: a slinky

ralphsaunders answered: A SPOON!

debshock answered: Lava.

emonerdcorp answered: Is it a reciprocating saw

fritzterworld answered: a whole dumpster!

writingechelon answered: Kittens!

lovelylittleradical answered: A Heroes DVD box with season 1 missing.

janebear answered: a pair of d&g sunglasses.

Let’s take a look at tonight’s guesses to see who won…

It appears that no one guessed correctly which means that we must award this week’s prizes to the person who guessed the closest to the real weapon used. After deliberating with the JBMW judges we have concluded the winner to be…

insertname

with the guess of HIS ANKLES!

This is the closest we’ve come to a correct answer. The ankles are like, right next to the feet! That was some good guessing. Congratulations! Your Mangoes, 4 boxes of miscellaneous computer cables, and bucket of fish flavored fish meat substitute product will be shipped to you by European swallows immediately. Expect delivery in 8 to 10 years. Good job!

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game, “Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon.” Every week, Jack finds himself running out of bullets or without a traditional weapon and he must improvise how he kills his next terrorist. Play now and try to guess which mystery weapon he will use tonight. The prizes for this week include…

Mangoes! 4 boxes of miscellaneous computer cables! And a bucket of fish flavored fish meat substitute product. I can’t believe it’s not fish!

So put on your thinking caps kiddies. What will tonights Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon be?

We had an excellent Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon contest this week. Some fantastic guesses and an awesome kill. Tonight’s mystery weapon was…

A SMALL BREAD KNIFE!

Jack got stabbed with this knife, pulled it out of his gut, and flung it into the throat of a bad guy. Bad…ass.

Let’s take a look at tonight’s guesses to see who won…

• earnestlyhemingway answered: A Lime!
• misskittycharms answered: orlando bloom’s left big toe?
• emonerdcorp answered: An orange, he doesn’t want to get scurvy.
• Felix answered: His Harry Potter spectacles.
• callmeronweasly answered: his fists!
• theadventuresofmrpuffington answered: A half-eaten chicken wing and the soul of the terrorist himself.
• littleanna36 answered: Incredibly stupid jokes: e.g. “That’s what she said”, and “YOUR MOM” (Mom is interchangeable with “FACE”).
• ralphsaunders answered: A potato.
• sendmelies answered: a muppet video show!!!
• emmaharckham answered: Electricity
• sirtimbly answered: crocquet mallet
• fuckyeahhoneybear answered: lotion.
• snowtrooper5 answered: A Trash Can
• meiscookiemonster answered: your mom
• rahumbug answered: a gun!
• malevolent-poetic-death answered: a carton of milk, a bag of doritos, and an episode of three’s company
• carlovely answered: a can of crystal pepsi
• antjoy answered: an iPad
• abakkus answered: A Used Tampon. Scare them into submission! ;o
• rockitman answered: gun, but it will be thrown not fired
• jambos6 answered: A pitchfork (or other farm-related tool)
• janebear answered: a green felt-tip marker.
• alanharris answered: I’m going with a set of Crayola crayons for this one!
• laroche answered: He will defeat everyone with pair of beaver-nun-chucks while riding a caribou, eh
• hatred-and-powerchords answered: WAFFLE IRON

It appears that no one guessed correctly which means that we must award this week’s prizes to the person who guessed the closest to the real weapon used. After deliberating with the JBMW judges we have concluded the winner to be…

hatred-and-powerchords!

with the guess of A WAFFLE IRON!

The judges and I determined that a waffle has many of the same ingredients as bread and a bread knife could be used to cut waffles. So it’s almost the same thing. Congratulations! Your Abe Lincoln belly button lint, Hungry, Hungry Hippos, and cheese car will be shipped to you by European swallows immediately. Expect delivery in 8 to 10 years. Good job!

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game, “Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon.” Every week, Jack finds himself running out of bullets or without a traditional weapon and he must improvise how he kills his next terrorist. Play now and try to guess which mystery weapon he will use tonight. The prizes for this week include…

A sample of Abraham Lincoln’s belly button lint, Hungry, Hungry Hippos, and a new *car!

*new car will be made entirely out of cheese

So put on your thinking caps kiddies. What will tonights Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon be?

I was a little concerned with our Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon contest tonight. Jack didn’t use his mystery weapon until the very end. Tonight’s mystery weapon was…

The rear fender of an Audi S4 Sedan!

Jack has no problems denting his luxury car for the good of the country.

Let’s take a look at tonight’s guesses to see who won…

• rockitman answered: His mystery weapon will be a large stick.
• theadventuresofmrpuffington answered: A mouldy gym sock or a towel.
• amorningofsleep answered: Reganomics! Jack Bauer would use Reganomics!
• meiscookiemonster answered: rabies
• littleanna36 answered: A bouncy ball!
• Anonymous answered: boobs?
• sendmelies answered: It is ALWAYS a banana. How come nobody ever gets that? It is a banana.

It appears that no one guessed correctly which means that we must award this week’s prizes to the person who guessed the closest to the real weapon used. After deliberating with the JBMW judges we have concluded the winner to be…

sendmelies

with the guess of A BANANA!

How is a banana close to a car? Well bananas have vitamin C and CAR begins with C…so…there you have it. Congratulations! Your mutant ferret that sings opera, paper clips (assorted colors), and random cuts of mystery meat will be shipped to you by European swallows immediately. Expect deliver in 8 to 10 years. Good job!

It’s time to play everyone’s favorite game, “Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon.” Every week, Jack finds himself running out of bullets or without a traditional weapon and he must improvise how he kills his next terrorist. Play now and try to guess which mystery weapon he will use tonight. The prizes for this week include…

A mutant ferret that sings opera, paper clips (assorted colors), and random cuts of mystery meat.

No normally I would use tumblr’s “question” feature, but they seem to think I’ve already asked 2 questions today. So, you can either answer quietly to yourself, or use my “ask” page to answer. Got that? Click ask to answer. Not confusing at all.

We had a real twist in the Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon contest tonight. Tonight’s mystery weapon was…

MERCY!

How is this a weapon? No terrorists were killed in this episode. This means that Jack will kill the terrorists extra hard next week. They may think that his mercy was a gift, but when he finally does send them to their doom, they will wish they had died in tonight’s episode.

Let’s take a look at tonight’s guesses to see who won…

• alanharris answered: Glitter
• wtblog answered: Pickled toe’s feet.
• debshock answered: A flaming ball of poop.
• notforthem answered: abc family television programs
• carlovely answered: a cardboard cut-out of elvis
• crazinessislikeheaven answered: He will use a bubble blower.
• littleanna36 answered: A froggy bath toy!
• redway answered: a abnormally large protractor
• ac130intheair answered: A wrench, an exhaust pipe, a crowbar, or a fish.
• meiscookiemonster answered: errr…ninja crickets?
• lookhemadeajoke answered: a man *gasp*
• cheesesammich answered: his own teeth
• purplegem answered: A York Peppermint Patty.
• chicago-ted answered: I’m gonna go with a wrench.
• fuckyeahhoneybear answered: his own penis!!!!!
• hatred-and-powerchords answered: Gotta go with the waffle-iron.
• routinexriot answered: dental floss
• diannekate answered: a stapler
• jordiee answered: my mom’s raincoat?
• iam12andwhatisthis answered: a papaya.
• ledger answered: a boomerang he swiped from an unwary australian cowboy’s belt.

It appears that no one guessed correctly which means that we must award this weeks prizes to the person who guessed the closest to the real weapon used. After deliberating with the JBMW judges we have concluded the winner to be…

crazinessislikeheaven!

with the guess of A BUBBLE BLOWER!

Congratulations! Your armadillo, tube socks, and autographed picture of Gilbert Gottfried will be shipped to you by European swallows immediately. Expect deliver in 8 to 10 years. Good job!