Ideas to make soccer more exciting
- Replace ball with live chicken
- All players must wear heavy winter clothing
- Replace referees with monkeys
- Replace players with monkeys
- Make the ball 4 feet in diameter and fill it with helium
- FIRE PITS!
- Make the goals one foot wide and 40 feet tall
- Sumo wrestlers as goalies.
- Every ten minutes a monster truck enters the pitch and tries to run over everybody
- RELEASE THE KRAKEN!
