The History of Lame Deaths: Boba Fett Edition
Boba Fett, son of Jengo Fett, was a skilled expert in the trade of bounty hunting. Taking after his father, he worked hard all of his life to acquire the training necessary to become an expert in weapons, combat, tracking, piloting. He had a distinguished career and was known for his high rate of success. His competence was second to none in his field. He was to wanted thugs around the galaxy what Dog the Bounty Hunter is to Hawaiian meth heads. But he did not die a warrior’s death. He did not die with honor and dignity.
His jetpack malfunctioned when it was hit with a stick and he fell into a worm.
Truly…a lame death.
The History of Lame Deaths is brought to you by The Ernest Dervur Foundation for Recognizing Badass People Who Died in a Lame Fashion. This foundation was created after the death of respected insurance industry billionaire and war veteran Ernest Dervur. He had survived cancer twice, combat in World War II and Korea (8 purple hearts), a lung transplant, malaria, 14 stab wounds to the head, and a nasty bout of swine flu. One day he was walking down the streets of Manhattan and tripped over his shoelace into an open manhole…plummeting to his death. Ernest Dervur, we salute you!
