7 goddamn reasons why thefrogman is the shit
- Look at that beard!
I tried growing my facial hair out after I was done with my semester of ROTC, and it looked like I was just hitting puberty after a month of growing. Ben Grelle’s beard is full on lumberjack worthy. I wish they sold beards of that magnitude as fashion accessories because I would wear one in uniform if regulations permitted.- Natural disaster? 1,000’s are dead? Celebrity just died?
Don’t matter, it’s fair game for thefrogman, and better yet, its actually funny, as opposed to funny from shock value.- Kittens are the shit
Having a bad day? look at his page and I guarantee there will be atleast 4 pictures of kittens up that will brighten your day.- DID I MENTION HIS BALLIN’ BEARD?
- Guatemalan sink hole appears
thefrogman uses photoshop- You ashamed of looking at porn?
Ben doesn’t give a shit, he’s a man, and he is proud of it. Watching porn is taboo, but he don’t care, because he knows we all watch it and are just too embarrassed to talk about it.- This one time…
I submitted a picture of my shoes that I painted to appeal to his design side, he reblogged me, followed me, and I gained about 10 followers from that. Seriously, coolest and nicest guy ever. A little girl has no attendees at her second birthday party and he made it his mission to get people to make her birthday pictures to show that her friends bailed on her but people still care. If you’re not already following him, click here, asshole.
This is all completely accurate except the part about watching porn. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
