"Hello Mr. Dog!"
"How are you today? I’m doing good. I just ate some tasty cat food but I think I ate it too fast because I threw it up over there and then the human lady got all upset and I don’t really think it’s my fault because I’m just a little kitten and I don’t know these things."
"That’s nice Clarence."
"I’m gonna boop your nose now, k?
OMG that was fun! You have a very boopable nose Mr. Dog. Why is it wet though? I don’t mind if it is wet I am just curious as to how it gets wet. OH MY GOD I ALMOST FORGOT. There is a piece of string hanging off the couch in the other room and I was coming to see if you wanted to help me play with it. It’s a little high up and I jumped up and down like 20 bazillion times and I couldn’t reach but I thought to myself, ‘I bet Mr. Dog could reach that!’ and I have to boop your nose again real quick.
What was I saying? I totally forgot. Hey why is the sky blue?”
"I don’t see blue."
"That’s too bad. Blue is very pretty. I think a giant spaceman saw that the sky was green and that looked ugly so he decided to paint it a pretty blue."
"Spaceman? You aren’t a Scientologist, are you?"
"Okay. One more boop before I go."