Frogspring 20: Unholy shit.
What does “GPOYW” mean?
Giraffes pee on your windows.
Gravy pisses off young women.
Gravity pulls on your wang.
Girthy penises on yellow wombats.
Guilty pumpkins owe you wages.
Gratuatous picture of yourself Wednesday.
It’s one of those. Choose wisely.
lovelymorphine writes…
You’re my favorite follower :)
Awwwwwwwww x hellajillion. I certainly would not kick you out of the top of my bunk bed now. Maybe someday soon we can trade it for a race car bed. We can wear spider-man footy pajamas and take lots of naps. Thank you for your kind words. I will save them in a jar and open them whenever I’m feeling down.
If you bless your crapper will you have “Holy Shit”?
Nooo. You would have to bless the shit. Only the shit’s vessel to the poop afterlife is blessed, the shit must face judgment on it’s own.
You said in one of your posts that your female follows on tumblr are ‘too attractive’ any links?
My female followers are all quite beautiful, smart, and very funny. I’m afraid I don’t feel comfortable pointing them out so you can perv on them. They are ladies and deserve to be treated as such.
why are you so cool?
My dad won’t let me fiddle with the thermostat.
fizzj writes…
Mr Frogman, cool-ass blog. I congratulate you. Follow mine if you like to look at your posts over and over again.
Thank you. You have been followed. You must tell me interesting things about Dubai though.
Before you were thefrogman, were you thetadpoleboy?
I was indeed.
My baby pictures.
yo fool, why is your tumblr icon upside-downnn?
It’s so if you see it in your rear view mirror, it is right side up.
