My good friend Jeff of Pleated-Jeans has a new sticker book out. It’s full of awkward merit badges that you can stick on your friends and animals to award them for heroic feats of awkwardness. It fits in your pocket, it makes cool flippy noises when you turn the pages really fast, and I’m pretty sure if you were stranded on a deserted island you could burn it for warmth. Or eat it! I really don’t see how you could pass that up.
Buy Awkward Merit Badges!