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“911, what’s your emergency?”
“Uh, yeah, hi, this is Alan Harris calling…”
“Sir, this is the third call you’ve made this week.”
“I know… I can’t help myself.”
“How many did you eat this time?”
“29…”
“The ambulance is on its way. Sir, just because health-care is free doesn’t mean you can willfu- sir, do I hear you eating another bacon bar?”
“No…” I said through a mouthful of bacon bar.
ROFLCRUMPETS!
