“Captain, why does everyone laugh when I greet them?”
“I’m not sure……. Spock.”
“An Andorian female assaulted me. Very illogical.”
“That’s…….. terrible Spock. I’m so…….. sorry.”
“Captain, you should not be inhaling those marker fumes. Extended intoxication could lead to brain damage.”
“Quiet Spock. They just smell……. so-good.”
(via m-paoword)
