CAP Movie Reviews
The “ChildCare Action Project (CAP): Christian Analysis of American Culture Ministry” has taken on reviewing movies. They call it the “CAP Movie Ministry Analyses of Movies.” The idea is to painstakingly go through movies and make sure they are safe for innocent Christian children’s eyes. That’s the idea. The reality is that they have written some of the most hilarious movie reviews I have ever read. I’d like to give you a sample. Here are their thoughts on the sexual content of the movie UP!
Sexual Immorality (S) - 92 out of 100
The only sexually immoral content noted was more on the part of the writers than the performers. Young Ellie was heard telling young Carl that she was “going to let [Carl] see something I have never shown…” while they were unsupervised in an abandoned house and her with “naughty” on her voice and on her face. I commend the artists for being able to accurately portray such anticipation on the cartoon face of a young girl. That could not have been easy. Too bad such talents were spent on such a matter. Though this was an implication of intended exhibitionism, suggestion is at times and under the right conditions more powerful than out-n-out display. In addition, Disney has set precedence for suggestive background objects on cover art for their animated features such as a phallus-looking spire on the cover of The Little Mermaid. The same could be said (and I am going to say it) for suggestive artistry in UP. Some stone pillars are meshed together in such a way as to suggest sexual anatomy. I’ll not go into any more detail about it.
I would pay money to have this person go into more detail about it. I would really like to hear what they have to say on the matter. If you are laughing uncontrollably about the stone pillar penises like I am, you can find more fantastic reviews like this on their beautifully designed website. Just click below…
