I think tonight’s Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon was the best yet. Tonight’s mystery weapon was…
FEET + JUMPER CABLES!
So Jack’s hands were unavailable and he needed to off a bad guy. The jumper cables were handy, but since he couldn’t use his hands…he just used his feet, grabbed the cables, and electrocuted the hell out of the guy. AWESOME.
sunburntinhighheels answered: bread knife
somethingsirius answered: A bowl of noodle soup.
fuckyeahhoneybear answered: a sticker.
somethinginthewater answered: Toothpaste
pinkyandtheblog answered: how about a sticky note?
hotelcitroen answered: A piece of rebar. Preferably with some concrete on it.
callmeronweasly answered: a bucket of “I can’t believe its not fish”
insertname answered: his ankles
darlinzlili answered: Renee
playwithdinos answered: 47 bottles of black vinegar.
bleuberrie answered: carton of eggs
mrhallway answered: A phone while twittering
lovelast answered: a unlit cigarette and a wad of used gum.
missktrini answered: a bouquet of roses!
jambos6 answered: mashed potatoes
ankhisgood answered: A yoyo. And a dawg.
peetypassion answered: a bag full of OLD farts.. He has a couple million somewhere to be found in the schematics =P
littleanna36 answered: A kick-a** Chuck Norris joke.
ifancykadie answered: the terrorists breast implants.
diannekate answered: a slinky
ralphsaunders answered: A SPOON!
debshock answered: Lava.
emonerdcorp answered: Is it a reciprocating saw
fritzterworld answered: a whole dumpster!
writingechelon answered: Kittens!
lovelylittleradical answered: A Heroes DVD box with season 1 missing.
janebear answered: a pair of d&g sunglasses.
Let’s take a look at tonight’s guesses to see who won…
It appears that no one guessed correctly which means that we must award this week’s prizes to the person who guessed the closest to the real weapon used. After deliberating with the JBMW judges we have concluded the winner to be…
with the guess of HIS ANKLES!
This is the closest we’ve come to a correct answer. The ankles are like, right next to the feet! That was some good guessing. Congratulations! Your Mangoes, 4 boxes of miscellaneous computer cables, and bucket of fish flavored fish meat substitute product will be shipped to you by European swallows immediately. Expect delivery in 8 to 10 years. Good job!
