We had an excellent Jack Bauer Mystery Weapon contest this week. Some fantastic guesses and an awesome kill. Tonight’s mystery weapon was…
A SMALL BREAD KNIFE!
Jack got stabbed with this knife, pulled it out of his gut, and flung it into the throat of a bad guy. Bad…ass.
Let’s take a look at tonight’s guesses to see who won…
- earnestlyhemingway answered: A Lime!
- misskittycharms answered: orlando bloom’s left big toe?
- emonerdcorp answered: An orange, he doesn’t want to get scurvy.
- Felix answered: His Harry Potter spectacles.
- callmeronweasly answered: his fists!
- theadventuresofmrpuffington answered: A half-eaten chicken wing and the soul of the terrorist himself.
- littleanna36 answered: Incredibly stupid jokes: e.g. “That’s what she said”, and “YOUR MOM” (Mom is interchangeable with “FACE”).
- ralphsaunders answered: A potato.
- sendmelies answered: a muppet video show!!!
- emmaharckham answered: Electricity
- sirtimbly answered: crocquet mallet
- fuckyeahhoneybear answered: lotion.
- snowtrooper5 answered: A Trash Can
- meiscookiemonster answered: your mom
- rahumbug answered: a gun!
- malevolent-poetic-death answered: a carton of milk, a bag of doritos, and an episode of three’s company
- carlovely answered: a can of crystal pepsi
- antjoy answered: an iPad
- abakkus answered: A Used Tampon. Scare them into submission! ;o
- rockitman answered: gun, but it will be thrown not fired
- jambos6 answered: A pitchfork (or other farm-related tool)
- janebear answered: a green felt-tip marker.
- alanharris answered: I’m going with a set of Crayola crayons for this one!
- laroche answered: He will defeat everyone with pair of beaver-nun-chucks while riding a caribou, eh
- hatred-and-powerchords answered: WAFFLE IRON
It appears that no one guessed correctly which means that we must award this week’s prizes to the person who guessed the closest to the real weapon used. After deliberating with the JBMW judges we have concluded the winner to be…
with the guess of A WAFFLE IRON!
The judges and I determined that a waffle has many of the same ingredients as bread and a bread knife could be used to cut waffles. So it’s almost the same thing. Congratulations! Your Abe Lincoln belly button lint, Hungry, Hungry Hippos, and cheese car will be shipped to you by European swallows immediately. Expect delivery in 8 to 10 years. Good job!
