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The Froggie Rundown - All posts from 1/29/10

Posts fromĀ Friday, January 29 2010

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Today’s tweets:

  • Karl was definitely my least favorite Marx brother.
  • Man, it’s cold in here. I could direct traffic with my nipples.
  • An octopus would be less cool if it had 9 tentacles. Nonapus? Just isn’t as catchy. Sounds like something Italians would call a virgin.
  • Apparently Jessica Simpson farted during a business meeting. I have no joke about it, I just thought you should know.
  • When I step on my scale it says “Err2.” You know you’re fat when your scale says, “Bitch, I don’t know!”
  • I just installed the piano extension for Chrome. One key at a time though. No chopsticks for me.
  • KyleHase: shit. can’t leave my phone unattended for a minute here.
  • @KyleHase I’m afraid your unattended phone would be no safer near me. I always take a picture of myself and make it the wallpaper.
  • RT elefantastico: Yo momma so fat, she uses an iPad as an iPhone

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2 years ago

January 29, 2010
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