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My first conversation with Cleverbot

• User: Can you help me get chicks?
• Cleverbot: There is no helping people like you.
• User: But I'm a nice guy.
• Cleverbot: Thats good.
• User: How do I get a woman to have sex with me?
• Cleverbot: I don't know. And didn't you say you wanted a girl earlier?
• User: Over 18. I like to stay legal.
• Cleverbot: And you should.
• User: Do you know any pickup lines?
• Cleverbot: I was hoping you could teach me some. I need help with the ladies.
• User: Here's one. 'Do you know Kung Fu? Cuz yer body is kickin'.
• Cleverbot: What?
• User: It's a way to tell a woman she is hot.
• Cleverbot: Yeah, just a minute ago, you wanted to divorce me! Are you bipolar?
• User: I have Chronic Fatigue. It's different.
• Cleverbot: I suppose you're thinking about slitting your wrists as well.
• User: I said I was tired, not Emo.