Froggie Thoughts: The Elderly!
I have dreams where I am attacked by mobs of the elderly. They are mad at me because I delight at throwing Cheez-its at them. I can’t help it. It’s funny. They get all mad and shake their fist. Then they say something adorable like, “Gosh darn kids!” Then I laugh and laugh. But soon they catch me off guard and all of the sudden they have me cornered. They start pelting me with the tennis balls off their walkers. Then, like in all my dreams, I discover I’m not wearing any pants and wake up in a cold sweat.
Madness.
