“So, what are you in for?”
“I stole some grapes.”
“Man, that’s rough. At least your lifespan isn’t 2 weeks long. When I was born, I had to start doing things on my bucket list the same day.”
“What did you do?”
“I tried skydiving, but I didn’t consider the logistics of a flying insect trying to free fall. Anyway, I’m scheduled to go bungee jumping now. Hang in there dude.”
