Frogspring 16: Just find a nerd to do it for you
Did you know that male platypi have a spur on each of their back legs that release a paralytic poison? Be careful when selecting weirded out Australian wildlife for a pet. I mean, emus and kangaroos can’t even walk backwards.
Actually, I was aware of this. I am an amateur platypus enthusiast. Something that weird, I must know all of its secrets.
wazzap homey?
Not much home skillet.
If you were a girl for just one day (ok, maybe two) what would you do? ps: just contemplate your brand new boobies all day is not an option!
Well, you took my first answer. I guess for the first hour or so I would do some vaginal exploration. That thing is a like a puzzle box of genitalia. It has confused men for ages. I would learn all of its secrets and report back to the men folk everything I discovered. After that, I would probably go to lesbian bars and try to pick up women.
Thank you for dedicating your time to make us laugh. It goes to show how selfless and caring you are. Your blog always cheers me up when I’m in a funk.
Before I had this blog I was going nuts trying to find something to do with my time. I can’t work in the traditional sense. I can’t go out and explore the world. So I was stuck watching movies and playing video games. But once I started blogging I felt like I was finally doing something with a little purpose to it. I feel like my life isn’t just wasting away until they figure out how to make me better. It is the best thing I have ever done and I’m extremely passionate about it. I want it to be the best it can possibly be. When I get comments like yours I feel validated. Even though it is small…I am making a difference. I’m making people smile. That’s an awesome feeling.
Why of all animals, a frog?
You make it sound like I made a bad choice. Don’t knock frogs. Frogs are badass. For one thing, we hop from place to place. That’s so much more fun than walking. Our feet stick to stuff like Spider-man. Have you never wanted to hang upside down from the ceiling? Climb a tall tree? Hide in the light fixture of a woman’s locker room?
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck?
I think this is the question people ask on these things when they can’t think of an actual question. I’ve gotten this like 3 times before. But, I will answer your question in case you actually need to know for school or something. The answer is…
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You crack me up! I do have a question actually: How did you add all this extra stuff on the side of your Tumblr page? You make mine look terrible! ;) Nice to meet you froggy
This is a tough one to explain. The first thing you need is a theme with a sidebar. All the stuff in my sidebar I created myself. I uploaded the images to a web host and copied the urls. Then I found the section of my custom HTML that pertained to the sidebar and put in the img src and a href information. Now if you didn’t understand any of that and have no clue what I’m talking about…I suggest you start googling HTML basics OR find your nerdiest friend and have them help you.
